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  1. elvis
    Being as i am very bored with my life at this moment , i have decided i shall make my own entertainment under the sheets . As from this evening i have decided to eat shit loads of strong cheese before retiring to bed in the hope that i will in return have eventful interesting dreams for a while.
  2. elvis
    Adam , please say it isnt me .
  3. elvis
    No , not me you daft Welsh dope! Bah.
  4. elvis
    Sorry mate, but yes, neg away to your hearts content!
  5. elvis
    You are wasting your time looking out for Melons in the forlorn hope that you will get a shag from the crazy welsh biffa , because she confided in me , by way of a PM , that she is indeed a Lesbian. Look elsewhere.
  6. elvis
    How very fucking dare you. A red mark in my user cp. You my girl with the bouncing bombs are in serious trouble.
  7. elvis
    I shall keep this terrific thread alive until i get some answers, and if i dont , i shall neg everybody who lives in England ( or wales) so there.
  8. elvis
    Cheers, now what about those gas prices, i am currently paying 5.1330 pence per therm.What about everybody else? Hello ? Helllloooo?
  9. elvis
    Ha , sorry it was indeed Paul Hester, hopefully no Housemartins or Beautiful South fans have ended it all in the last hour or so .
  10. elvis
    Utility bills, my electric bill has just come in Iowe a grand total of £120.81 for a 96 day period and the price per unit is 12.44 p I cant remember what i payed on the mainland , is it similar these days ? Thanks for all those who stayed awake long enough to reach the end of the paragraph.
  11. elvis
    Yeah , they have done it properly last album Time on earth was ace, full line up except for Paul Heaton for unfortunately was found hanging from a tree, i think.Probably not the best preparation for a world tour. Rip.
  12. elvis
    Sorry old bean i never thought of that.
  13. elvis
    Anybody got/getting tickets for 9th july ? I am thinking of going but i'm unsure of how to get hold of the best tickets, when i rang ticketmaster i couldnt speak to someone for advice on the best view etc. Also what is the Echo arena like as a venue. No enz to Neil’s love for Reds - Liverpool Echo.co.uk Not sure if the above has been posted before but it reaffirms my admiration for the man.
  14. elvis
    They aren't really journos anymore though are they , i mean not writing about a subject due to fear of repurcussions is pretty pathetic.
  15. elvis
    I only have 13,300 days left ,i suppose i bet leave a note for the milkman.
  16. elvis
    Surely he means Villa ?
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  18. elvis
    Dont worry Trips , my wife knows her place.
  19. elvis
    But if I touched your breast , again, you would appreciate it . Much.
  20. elvis
    Trips , when i get you pinned believe me , you will stay pinned and spread. Sorry Chris.
  21. elvis
    For a Reverand such as yourself , i would say yes!
  22. elvis
    Chris , are you drinking ?
  23. elvis
    Melons is on the vodka again chris , will you join me in branding her a filthy drunken slut who wants it really bad? You know it makes sense.
  24. elvis
    Chris i have no idea who you are but i think you are talking bollocks, i have read more posts by pb recently than yours , and i have to say i have never taken anything he has said as anything more than a joke, and i can honestly say if i was a female i would not have been offended at all as all the girls on here seem to know him well. Get over it chris , you're not in church.
  25. elvis
    Wow, that takes real courage from the ref.
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