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Red Mist

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  1. A very attractive dog, a bit like a chiwawa...
  2. Yes, not bad at all. Why couldn't I get a girl who looked like that when I was 17? Anyway, back on topic. Theo, great talent, nice lad, fucking fit girlfriend, lucky bastard.
  3. Labour -9 Conservative 19 Liberal Democrat 22 UKIP 32 Green 37 As expected, I'm a tree-hugging, non-bathing, anti-European Greenie!
  4. God no, disgusting slag. I'm only interested in classy chicks or high class expensive escorts, not Z-list celebs who look like dogs.
  5. Is it inappropriate for me, a fella in his early-to-mid 20's, wanting to bone Theo's 17 year old girlfriend? Nice to know the boy can actually play football, I was beginning to wonder after his World Cup campaign.
  6. The judge is a moron. When he announced his judgement the two 'gangsta' cunts and their retarded homies began 'giving it', showing no remorse for their crime and causing a bit of a ruckus. Yet the judge took no action. For that he should have added a couple more years to their sentence, hopefully by the end of which they would be completely unable to sit down or walk properly. If there's enough inmates desperate enough to do the honours, that is.
  7. I said fully naked, as in being able to see her glorious breasts in all their glory. All I can see in that pic is her pasty white arse.
  8. What a great thread. Think I'll like it here. Anyone that can provide me with a picture of Scarlett Johansson fully naked, I'll make them a rich man.
  9. I am mostly a humanist therefore stand largely to the left but when I'm seriously pissed off I can change allignment and move to the right quite comfortably. It's a flexible political philosophy.
  10. Can we not just fire him? If I was as crap at my job as Diao is at his, I'd get the sack and won't have much of a case if I claimed unfair dismissal. We should terminate his contract of employment and if there's any justice in this world, he would not be liable for any compensation from us.
  11. £20,000 a week wages? Should get Ged to subsidise his salary.
  12. Who is he? Looks like one of the many middle-aged, balding fat pillocks I find at my local. Has the Republic become so desperate that they would pick just about anybody to arrest their hilarious decline? They could do worse than to pick me. I'm in better shape than whoever that bloke is, I'm probably the better footballer too. I'm not Irish mind you but that's never stopped Ireland from picking players before.
  13. Frankly we should be welcomed there like royalty. We've put Istanbul on the map.
  14. Easily Fat Lampard's retarded mix of Raul's 'ring kissing' and the Brazillian pointing to the heavens bollocks. What a shite celebration for a shite player.
  15. Damn, that's terrible. King of the snooker comebacks, great player and a bit of a character in the usually dull world of snooker. R.I.P.
  16. Good on Korea for acquiring the ultimate weapon in self defence. All they need now is a decent delivery system which could target the USA, should the yanks ever try anything against that crazy Elvis impersonator in charge of the Koreans.
  17. Hey, this must be the first Liverpool forum I've been at which doesn't censor naughty swear words! Fuck, bum, wank. Think I'll go nuts.
  18. I fucking hate Lampard. McClaren is making the same stupid mistake his predecessor made by shafting Gerrard to accomodate the fat bastard. He's an atroicious footballer who is not worthy of comparasions with Stevie Gerrard. If McClaren wants England to start winning he needs to drop the fat fuck, move Stevie in the centre with Hargreaves, and have Lennon on the right.
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