Hand Shandy

That's funny, because I kept hearing 'I don't give a shit'.

They usually are nowadays unfortunately.

Split decision is a joke. But I suppose it gives Selby the argument for a rematch...

Split decision? Wtf?

Fair fucks to Selby for hanging in there, and his corner have done well with the cuts, but Warrington is winning this comfortably so far.

Selby just has no guard at all.

Selby's done.

Might not have to if he can keep at that cut.

Well Warrington is beating Selby up at the moment...

Should be another belting game. Both sides in good form, and Exeter are probably about the only side that can stop Sarries when they're playing well.

Watching the undercard on BT Sport. Good scrap between Tetley and Cartwright. Good punch from Tetley basically broke Cartwright's lip in half. Really nasty.

Hate Chelsea, hate United more. Fuck off Jose.

Paul Pogba ladies and gentlemen. A snip at £90m.

I'd give my left bollock to have Kante at Liverpool.

Mancs nailed on to get a soft penalty now.

And that's handball.

How long did Alonso want there?

More like lock up your children. He probably isn't picky being a ginger...

They'll probably still end up spawning this somehow, but fuck me United are dire to watch.

Phil being Phil... Should be off.

Wow... When you see it written down like that, it really hits you how piss poor England are. No experienced goalkeeping option, shite centre backs, some extremely inexperienced talent at full back, and absolutely nothing creative in midfield with the exception of Delle Alli, who's coming off a pretty poor season. Up front isn't too bad, but they're never going to see the ball.

She's just a chubbier version of her brother. There you go - ruined it for you...

Pretty brutal this from Hunter... Wretched football, erroneous boasts: Sam Allardyce was an Everton misfit https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/16/wretched-football-sam-allardyce-everton-sack

Just read a review of Solo from The Guardian - they gave it four stars, so perhaps it's not the irredeemable clusterfuck that we thought...

My maths may be shit, but my point remains relevant...