robbief

2nd December.

How can you say that? About 20% of the houses around Anfield HAVENT got metal windows you tool. you would go far to find somewhere less well kept than Anfield and Turkey has got to be the dirtiest horriblest place I'v ever been mate. These euro aways are the best, no matter what the city is like.

Anyone going? I'v never met any lads off here before, could be a good night for a pint. I don't think our bus is going, I'v got a mate who runs one from Halewood so I might ask him if he's running one. Actually, I'm just going to have a look at flights now, that could be quite cheap.....

PMd.

We ended up walking up soem snide alley way, think it went through the back of a school and left at a main road to some pub or other. On the way back these lads about 22 where driving round in a suped up clio with scream masks and doing trick or treat and started giving us shit, the usual calm down bollocks. It was great, they followed us down the little alley way and we planned to let them get in the alley way and we'd turn round and run at them and watch them leg it. give them their due they never ran but they all got lashed in the bushes and the tesco bags of swag went down well when we got back on the bus! Forgot how good them refreshers things are!

Obviously allowing fans to drink together would cause problems but why do bouncers be such twats about it? At old trafford we ended up buying from an offy and hiding like a couple of school kids. At bolton, there was 5 of us, me (20), my mate (51), my cousin (14), two mates (17) looking for a drink. Me and my mate (51) walked into this packet steam type gaff and the lads got stopped so we went to this place called Scotts. Again, me and my mate (51) walked in and went straight to the bar. this prick came in and dragged my mate to the back of pub while another little bell end stood at the door. I saw one of the young lads get thrown against the door and ran over, the little bell end decided he had been told to stand there to stop me getting out and didn't much like being launched over a table. As I got outside there is one of the other younger lads being pushed against the wall by his throat and my cousin (14) through a killer of a left hook onto another bounces chin which put him on his arse. I got hold of the one who was choking the kid out and introduced him to the concrete of a disabled parking bay while mahem ensued in the pub doorway. This was all because the young 'uns said they where waiting for us to go to the next pub and the doormen wanted the beer garden to them selves. It was funny anyway, they where all standing on the steps with ripped shirts and shit laughing about what had happenned and all the staff from the packet steamer type place where out watching. One of the bar maids even shouted over to the bouncers 'it's reet funny thaw, every week you've asked for that and now you've all been twa'ed'. Theres no need for the bellends. And they clearly knew what they where doing trying to keep us inside while they picked on kids, they hadn't a clue that I'v trained in ju-jitsu for 13 years, the kids have been coming to my ju-jitsu and kick boxing for the last 2 years, my mate was a fucking loon and on top of all that we weren't running from nobody! Doubt they'll pick on Kung Fu Chris and his red army any more hahaha

Let's have a list of all the old tunes that slip onto your ipod and so on. You know the ones, the ones that are usually bellowed out while bladdered on the bus back from newcastle away....... Our footy bus CD currently consists of; The Drifters - Come on over to my place The Pogues - Dirty old town Niel Diamond - Sweet caroline Feel free to add your own........

I am just finnishing my level 3 which I didn't really want to do but I done it for Uni access and my girl is just finnishing her college. We both want to go to Uni but fancy taking a year out. I have a lot of friends who live in tenerife who can give us bar jobs and so on and we would both like to go to spain to learn spannish. She is interested in the idea and I'm well up for it. Tenerife is ideal for me as it's still only a few hours from home incase anything happens here or there as well as knowing a good few people out there Which will make it less like moving away. Anyone on here had any experience of this?

I'll probably have a couple of spares mate. Will let you know nearer the time.

I'll probably have a few. Will let you know nearer the time.

Not sure mate. What happens is I get on the bus with my 5 mates an pay for the six tickets then they buy them off me, we don't know how much until we get on the bus. What I've arranged here is for my mate to meet any buyers in wigan before the game to hand them over.

We didn't try, we had families in bolton kits asking us if we could try and get tickets as they'd been told no.

Four left.

Me and five mates go to the away games and haven't missed one yet this year. The problem is we haven't played on a Wednesday yet and our boxing club (that all six of us fight for) aren't happy with us missing a session two weeks before a show. There is going to be atleast six, possibly more spares for this game and of course, face value is the fee. PM if interested.

Bolton didn't want fans in there at all. 5 minutes after kick off there must of been atleast 200 fans outside the ticket office being told they couldn't buy tickets for the empty seats because they hadn't bought tickets off the club before and the club had no record of them, therefore they would rather have empty seats and turn people away dissapointed than take money and have happy fans. Last year was a different story though. Bolton had representitives outside just after kick off handing out tickets for FREE just to get arses on plastic. Don't know what's changed.

Following on from my previous thread about mobile providers, I have now sorted a deal that I'm happy with! I'v just got a blackberry curve 8520 with 500 minutes, unlimited texts, 500mb of downloads, unlimited internet browsing and bb messaging (whatever that means). All for the wonderful sum of 25 quid a month. But I haven't let you in on the best part. They are sending me a check to the tune of 200 nicker by way of 'cash back' which is to be sent out 30 days after my contract begins. In my case, I'm using this money to buy out of my current contract, you, however could use it to by a red slide with yellow steps or a goal for your kids at christmas. Maybe both. I have been assured that I can get people the same deal and wish to offer this to you all........

I'v been with orange for years and my phone doesn't work in asda/my nan's house/my bird's or any football ground. I haven't been able to send a text for two months and want to get out of the contract. It's a joke, what are the chances? maybe they will just give me more for my money or even make it cheaper....... Anyone know about this stuff?

I currently work in a bank and deal with this day in day out. Sounds like what is called a 'continuous autherisation'. This is when you autherise a card payment online without reading all the small print. The small print will usually say something that makes it legal for the shit heads to keep taking dropsies from your account. Another thing it could be is a scam. We had one a month or two ago where loads of people signed up to this tooth whitening trial for 3 quid. The small print said that their details would be passed on to other companies and similar transactions as the ones you have described were going on. Either way there is fook all your bank can do as you have autherised it, also, if it is showing as a card payment then it isn't fraud. Even if someone is using your card to pay for tv's/condoms/clothes/any other desirable it isn't fraud. It's your own fault for letting people get your card details/pin/whatever they need to get online and shop. Chip and pin was set up by banks to minimize what they had to pay out, the terms and conditions of a chip and pin card shows that fraud cannot be commited on the card as it's your own fault for letting people get hold of your pin/details.

In southport driving a nice new aston martin db9. Some woman was standing in front of his car screaming at him for driving on the phone and her fella said something along the lines of 'that's liverpools old manager you know...' and she swiftly shut up and fucked off with a sheepish look on her wooly back grid. Anyway...... just thought I'd let it be known that he's about!

Anything knocking about? will take any amount up to four.

If it was a random attack like those happy salpping nuggets then fair enough. They clearly knew who they were waiting for and got him which indicates that he has done something. The fact that there was 20 odd of them means nothing, take the tall blonde wally for instance, he led the crowd until punches started being thrown when he retreated to safety both times there was a bit of a scrap. There was about 1 or 2 having a go. I don't see a point in fighting at football, infact I think this shower are about with the sole goal of having stories like their dads tell in the pub. And with regard to the first post, a 'bizzie' falling off a horse is fucking hilarious! Thats what they get for sending staff that was intended for crowd control to deal with crime.......

It's not excess cash mate. I'v just finnished a 2 year savings policy (where I paid a set figure every month) and I'm weary of blowing my now extra income. At college (I did accounts) my course briefly covered all this as the course contained some economics and other business related shit but my notes aren't enough to go throwing money about on. Obviously I know that many people make many millions trading currency but how when the exchanging agents are out to fuck you when selling?

Right now the rate to buy euro is 1.14 off the post office, the rate to sell to the post office is around 1.3. Wankers. What I'm getting at is, to buy and sell currency dealing with actual bank notes is made almost impossible by having differing rates from arse hole exchange agents. I'm beginning to think that the only way to do this with one rate is to set up one of these online forex accounts with a broker. Does anyone know of any foreign exchange agents that operate with one rate? Also, any advice in the field as I'm a beginner would be great..... Cheers.

It's gassy as fuck. People on here moan about fosters and carling being fizzy juice and now there is an Efes appreciation thread? madness. Don't get me wrong, I have enjoyed it every time I've been to Turkey but the real ale drinking mongs with sexual uncertaintity of this place wouldn't touch it for fear of people realising that they have gay fantisies.

Going to skanes on 3rd july. I went 12 years ago and my chick went 2 years ago and didnt leave the hotel, anyone been any more recently? I believe the fort and marina around monastir are worth a visit....... Any advice on currency, taxis, tipping (we are all inclusive by the way), booze, ciggies and so on will be great. I usually bring ciggies back but I wouldn't bother bringing MARS or anything, can I get those L&B ones? the dodgy lamberts? Cheers in advance.