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1: Skrtel 2: Sakho 3: Mignolet

Martin Ødegaard is a special kid. Here is a short documentary about him with english subs: http://www.tv2.no/v/857389/

I would´t trust Can as a DM. He loses possession quite often and his passing can´t be trusted. Can is a good ball winner, but so is Allen He is of course a young player, but his weaknesses will be exposed more often in the PL. It´s easy to be fooled by compilation, but these match-videos better show his qualities: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onKbdRowGVw

Ryan Babel will end up in twitter jail again

I'd rather play Hicks or Gillett up front.

He sat next to us on that magic night in Istanbul. What more do you need to know?

Enrique Johnson Skrtel

IMHO this was a always going to be a more difficult match than the last one at Emirates. Yet we controlled Stoke better and created far more goal scoring opportunities today. So far we have been the superior team in both our away matches. What more can you ask for? Ok, we lost today. It sucks and it's fucking annoying, but it happens sometimes. This team and club is growing a new mentality that hopefully will win games like today's, but we need to be patient. Kenny needs time, regardless of the countless millions. We are on the right track. With a younger squad that has far better understanding and basic skills for modern football. As for Carroll, I really do not see how he fits into the starting XI. It's sad, mostly for him, but he looks nothing more than a possible game changing sub, to be honest. I certainly hope I'm wrong.

Stoke didn't create shit. Very lucky to get a goal. We had 4-5 good chances to score. Denied at least one penalty. wish all away games looked like that. In 9 out of 10 we would have won today. Stop the hysteria.

Arry in his car again on Sky... That's some classical shit, right there, right there, right there

Sky Bet (@SkyBet) 23.08.11 15:30 We've suspended betting on Craig Bellamy joining Liverpool following a sudden surge of big bets Transfer Specials | Football Betting | Sky Bet

Rumours say we have agreed a fee for defender Sebastian Coates, and that He will travel to Liverpool tomorrow to finalise proceedings. Hos easily can't this deal be hijacked by City? We should finish this deal in Uruguay or someplace Etihad doesn't fly!

Christian Poulson (@awesomepoulson) 23.08.11 17:16 So fucking excited about Exeter, have my bucket and spade packed, already got my speedo's on under my shorts so I can hit the beach #LFC Reminds why players won't accept a wage cut...

rorysmith_tel (@rorysmith_tel) 23.08.11 17:21 Bid confusion: I've spoken to Nacional. There is an offer on the table from #LFC, but it has not been accepted yet. "Under consideration".

To be fair, he never backed down and did his best when he was called upon. Good luck, big man! Hope this will be the end to all ponytails at Anfield, Andy?

From LFCTV: Liverpool FC this afternoon confirmed that Sotirios Kyrgiakos had left the club and joined Bundesliga outfit Wolfsburg. The Greek defender made 49 appearances for the Reds, scoring three goals, after signing from AEK Athens in August 2009. Author: Liverpool FC Tagged: kyrgiakos , sotirios kyrgiakos

Now twitter tells us that the Greek has signed and we will buy coates. Can we sell twitter?

Twitter is telling us to buy Bellamy. Then we must do so

Can't believe he actually answered honestly on our multiple choice medical! 1. Are you made of: a) Glass b) Steel c) Flesh and bone 2. Who is the most important person in a football club? a) The chairman b) The manager c) The physio 3. What is your relation to Harry Kewell? a) Think he is a joke b) Never met him c) We share DNA

Then get him and Lucas Neil and George Lucas!

Gotta love a good restaurant rumour! That kid Lucas sure is something. But aren't we allowed only one Lucas since they're not EU members?

And why pay tribute to our 1892 kit now? Can't believe they actually thought they could get away with this!

Hmmm. Maybe Kenny doesn't have the FM Genie scout like the rest of you?

He was rock solid, but I prefer Glen Johnson though. Better positioning

Is he the Matafucker we really want?