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Good Lord. That's straight from the Bullens Rd school of logic that is.

Chelsea will knock Bayern out if they draw each other in the semis. Assuming they don't fuck this up that is.

He's injured. Detached perm apparently.

Bergkamp and Shearer were both snidey bastards. As was that Cahill nobhead who used to assault corner flags.

Don't be silly.

And you were offered a 12 month driving ban, instead of going to court. Seriously?

Sharp hasn't been surrounded by that much wee since he went round to Howard Kendal's for a bevvie.

Ah well, only another £27,499,999 to go.

When you're stood on the touchline and your face gives the impression that you've been tied to a train track with the 7.30pm to Piccadilly bearing down the tracks towards you.

As was I, but they frustrated me in equal measures. There were loads of occasions were they had the opportunity to break at pace but they slowed the game down and seemed intent on walking it in. I actually think the Bayern of last season, from what little I saw of them, would have been a bit more ruthless with United. It was almost as if they were toying with them and I think that was down to arrogance on Bayern's part.

When your eyes are bigger than your trophy collection.

Asking Moyes to go up against Guardiola is like asking Heather Mills to beat Usain Bolt in the 100m

Their transition into Everton is nearly complete. If they give him to next season I can see them playing in blue with the club applying for planning permission to install 700 hundred wooden beams across the stadium to give Old Trafford an authentic Goodison vista. They seriously went into full stupid mode when they employed Moyes.

Cheers. He made Whelan and Giles look like idiots in my opinion.

I assume that's Jonny Giles with Whelan. But who's the younger fella? The only one that was talking any sense I might add.

I was up by the ground before and there was a coach load of Olympiakos fans milling around by the kop, some carrying bags from the club shop. LFC: Still the only show in town!

Man United: From benchmark to skidmark in less than a year. Cheers Davey Boy.

Gerrard Sterling Flanagan

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It smacks of a lawyer telling his client to shut the fuck up when arrested before coming up with the most plausible reason possible as to why he's just blew his girlfriend into smithereens.

Mikael Silvestre. John Beresford. Ian Snodin.

Johnson comes back in for Cissokho and Henderson replaces Allen. Skrtel and Agger at the back.

We blame Heysel, that's what we do. Where's the 'that's what we do' money Bill?

I would have said Dutch Steve, he won the League Cup with 'Boro.

It must be a 20 minute drive from the street to the front door.