CharleyKnight

Is this aimed at me? I can't believe this. As far as I'm concerned a forum is about expressing your views and thoughts on certain subjects. I was flicking through here the other day and got on this thread. Do you think if it was called "The Domestic Violence thread" or something like that I'd have gone anywhere near it? From the title I pressumed it'd be some daft ass rant about women not letting their fellers go into pubs or something of that nature. Instead it's making fun of a subject that fucks me up a bit, so what am I going to do, sit off like a cunt and not give my view? Of course not. I'm not going for the sympathy vote but it is a subject close to me in a lot of ways and I can't believe some people on here are condoning it as a laugh because "you've got to laugh at life haven't you eh?" Or more to the point having a pop at me for being sensitive. It's not about being sensitive it's about giving your point out. There's too many fuckin dickheads on here getting brave in the comfort of there own homes with their keyboards, trying to be controversial and it fucks me off no end. I'm all about having a laugh about pretty much anything but I'm not going to sit on the fence about subjects close to me for fear of sounding like some poor done by lad to a bunch of fuckin forum bell ends. If anyone wants to talk about domestic viloence one on one, I'll happily meet you over a beer and we'll put the world to rights.

What it all comes down to is there are some bad chedder munchers out there who spout shit. If you suss them don't read what they have to say. Before today I thought RobbieF was a decent enough poster on here. Now I think he's a bell end who tries to be funny by saying controversial things. You live and learn kids.

I agree. Anything goes for Charley Knight but I see my arse at domestic violence threads and anything to do with child abuse. I also don't like people taking the piss out of disabled people. If you do that, you are a cunt and I will have to put something hard in your head.

Well maybe if you'd seen your Mum go through it you might not find it so hilarious.

So talking about domestic violence is funny then? Some bad helmets on here these days.

I for two think he's a fuckin idiot.

I'd stay on here all day and put you right and show you why what you've just said is a load of old absolute shite. Fact is, you won't learn. You'll always believe that and that's sad. It fucks me off that people like you are walking the streets every day believing that shite. Anyway, like I said, I'll bang on but I'll keep it simple. You my friend are a proper fuckin winnit

OH YES!!! You my love have hit the nail on the head!!

Lad are you permanantly on the crack pipe? Everyone knows it exists, it's not about burying your head in the sand, no one is ignorant to it, but they don't want some lad who's trying to be funny try and joke out of it. It's not a case of being sensitive, it'sabout putting you right about your views on what is PC and what is just bang out of order and offensive.

Not really. Un PC is making a joke about something that is deemed as tabboo, a sexist joke for example. Talking about a woman getting beat up is just in sensitive and out of order. I'm not saying it was aimed at me, I'm not one of these sensitive dickheads who whines all the time, but banging on about something like that is out of order.

Mate you need to see someone!

You are a boss social commentator mate!!

Let's get this straight kids. I did tell her and put a stop to the rant there and then. She then got all quiet and teary eyed and apologised for being unreasonable. Fact is, Charley Knight knows how to control and treat his woman, which is a rare thing as they are very complex creatures. All joking aside as well, she is an absolute top bird, and to be fair I think she had the painters' in. I am lucky in the sense that there isn't a major problem in the relationship. She is an angel, fit and probably the kindest person I've ever met. She's also a demon in the sack and knows just how to handle my 9" Love Shlong so game on. The bickers that we have are normal and 95% are useually her fault for getting emotional. On another note, the responses on this thread where absolutely fuckin class. I have laughed well and should we have another row, I shall silence the wench by producing a printout of this thread.

Think this is a bit of a fuckin insensitive thread to be honest with you. As you all know I'm probably the least PC person on here, like a good laugh and don't take things seriously. However I watched my Mam go through a violent relationship so don't really think laughing about it is all too fuckin clever. Also did any of you beauts think that some other forumites might have gone through some of that themselves?

Honestly mate. I'm not the sort of person to bang on about what I do, if I do something it's cos I care and it needs doing but I feel I must in this instance so you can see how riduculously she behaved. She want away Sunday night, her flat was a tip. Let me stress her flat. The boiler had conked out, the bog seat was broke (granted I broke it, don't ask), her eleccy was low and her gas was also low. She has 2 fish and the laminate flooring was covered in rice where the fool had opened a bag of rice wrong, thus 2lb of India's finest export flew everywhere. Now as well as running my PT business I am doing a degree at John Moores (studying to be a P.E Teacher). Needless to say I'm fuckin chocker. Some days I have a client in at 7am, Uni 9-3, then back in the gym for more clients and some training myself. I usually get home for Eastenders. But things needed doing in her flat otherwise she'd be gutted. After all who wants to come ome to an messy flat? So I fixed the bog seat, sorted out the boiler, fed the fish on a daily basis - (Even last Tues when I was at my best mate's Dad's funeral, I took a detour to feed the bastards!) Hoovered and polished the floor, washed all her dishes, put on £20 gas and £10 leccy and bought her some shopping. The one thing I forgot was milk....which obvioulsy means I don't care. Make your own minds up lads!

I fuckin tell you where they get it from mate, loose women and OK magasine. They talk some absolute utter fuckin bollocks as well. Some classics from mine are "I shout because I'm not used to anyone treating me this well"... Ok then, shall I start slapping you on a nightly basis? Maybe you'd prefer it if I fucked your best friend? What the fuck are they on about?

Mate she's always on. I'm sure Leona Lewis' "Bleeding Love" was written after her.

I know this is another women rant but seriously what are they all about? My girlfriend, fit as fuck, lovely girl but a fuckin loon to boot. Here's the diary of a loon for your amusement: 22/2/08 Went on a course the other week for 5 days. Picked her up from the station, spent all fuckin day tidying the flat for her, she strolls in, straight to the fridge and went fuckin ballistic because there was no milk. I mean apeshit. She acted like I'd just pissed in her mouth while she was asleep. Gets onto this whole rant about "It isnt about the milk, it just highlights how absent minded you are when it comes to me, you just don't care." She obvioulsy never got onto the fact I cleaned everything, fixed the loo for her, fixed the boiler for her, done all her washing and her fish where still alive. 23/2/08 Night after, we decide to get a DVD out. She wants some cunt fest with Hugh Grant, I go out and get Curb Your Enthusiasm series 1. She goes fuckin mad again. "It's always about you!!" Storms off to bed leaving me to watch 6hrs of Larry David with my tea and a beer (Quite a good evening that). 27/2/08 Goes out with er Mam, gets an idea that my Ma will want some new make up and she will give her a makeover for Mothers Day (the missus is a beauty therapist after all). Good idea, off you go and try to keep the spending under £15. I stress, all she is buying is a bit of make up (that, by the fuckin way she can get for free in her work!!!) She spent just under 50 fuckin quid! What the fuck is all that about? On make up? £50 on fuckin make up!! The plan was me and our kid where gonna cook me Mam and Nan a nice meal on Sunday, get em a card each and some flowers. This is turning into some sort of fuckin wallet haemorage. Seriously, what is it with women? Where they born without the fuckin common sense gene? Rant over.

Stu I agree with you whole heartedly. The British music scene is brilliant and has been since, in my opinion, the early sixties, if you know where to look for it. However nowadays the mainstream is absolute fuckin garbage. Even back in the mid nineties so called mainstream music was still boss, Oasis, Blur, Radiohead, Suede etc. These bands where regulars in the top 10. It seems now that the divide between great bands and mainstream pop music is bigger than ever. It seems that decent to excellent bands are not getting any recognition while X Factor winners, re formed bands and cunts like Mika are seen as the epitomy of British music. It's a fuckin disgrace. Espescially in a day and age when music is so accessible (MySpace, Youtube, Itunes etc) these bands aren't getting the credit they deserve.

The guys imense. A true genius in the comedy world. I have wanted to see him live for years but never got round to it. I have all his live DVD's and they never fail to make me laugh out loud. Hope you enjoy/enjoyed it.

Anyone heard them? Probably the worst fuckin band I have ever heard. A proper shower of overatted over played cunts. They typify all that is wrong with British music at the moment. I am serioulsy fuckin dissapointed, nay gutted with the British music scene at the moment. So many decent, good talented bands floating around there but not getting a sniff when talentless cunts like Mika, The Hoosiers and some Pop Idol cum stains reaping every award and plaudit there is going. Something needs to be done.

Thats what you get for using Gypos Liz love.

What? Ross Noble is fucking boss. Very underatted and fuckin hilarious.

Maybe!

I'm dissapointed in you my dear. So dissapointed in you!