The Chief
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Fucking hell! How do you get a laceration on your liver after a clash with a goalie?
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Inter, cos I hate Robben far, far more than I've ever hated Maureen, he runs like the gayest footballer in the world too! I fucking hate watching him run the big tart. (good player though). Oh yeah, and for that banner when we played them the other year 'Whatever happens, thanks for '05'.
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It's a RiS UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP! hahahahaha unlucky VV. I haven' looked at your other question I hope youve put Bayern or Cardiff! Please please please. As for the question, Blackpool easily, a weekend away for the away game would go down very nicely thank you.
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Neg you cos you don't agree with me? I very rarely neg mate, forums are about discussions so don't expect a neg. I do pity you though, some people on this forum are turning into Red versions of the blueshite, not happy unless they have something to moan about. Also why 'end thread here'? The thread is about the nobhead neighbours offering 'try before you buy' season tickets, YOU chose to bring Rafa into it, YOU chose to come out with utter shite about finishing lower than them, they couldn't finish above us after our worst season in 20 years, so have a fucking word with yourself and get a grip for fucks sake. Fucker you made me neg you now!!!
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What afuckingbout us? When have we ever pulled stunts like 'Ladies day' or 'get a child in free' or the biggest joke of them all the infamous 'Half season ticket'? No? thought not. Like I said if you don't like it fuckoff and don't open the thread just to post a sarcastic response about us! If I EVER lose the ability to laugh at the blueshite I'll call it a day.
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I know people moan about starting threads about the blue cunts*, but this is just too funny to pass up. From todays Echo: *Anyway, if you don't like it why did you open the thread? So you could moan? If so you can kiss my big fat arse!
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I knew it wouldn't be long before that got an airing Rog. Hahahahaha, here it is again mate.
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There you go lads the complete opposite of magnanimous! Team 2 (Dave's team) the TLWs answer to the bitters "Ifitadnabinfer..........".
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Fuck yeah, save me doing a tour of Liverpool again! I know how to get to Crosby........Although there would still be the prospect of me getting lost like a soft cunt!!** ** Although to be fair to myself (well none of you lot will.) I didn't actually get lost so to speak. No I know how to get to Speke too.
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BITCH!!!
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A clown suit? Sorry Si, couldn't rersist, just make sure no jeans or white trainees for the night, doesn't matter in the afternoon.
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Go home? Go fucking home and get changed??? Fuck that mate once I'm out I'm out till I fall down, no going home for me!!
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You lot are sooooooo fucking stooopid I will win this hands down......oh wait I forgot about the ops I had on my feet!! (snigger snigger ready made excuse, I can't lose even if I don't win!)
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Brilliant, but not the first time it's happened, I remember seeing a pitch invasion at Wrexham a few years ago and someone in a wheelchair was on the pitch.
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Have you seen the football Hull play? They all want banning orders so they don't have to go the KFC stadium again.
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Yeah mate, you're spot on, I WOULD play Gerrard with one leg, cos even with one leg he's twice the player some of the cunts who play for us are. Some people have very short memories, he's played some good games as well as some bad games, I wouldn't blame Gerrard solely for any single loss this season.
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Gary Gillespie just now on the LFC channel: (with a straight face) "....I thought maybe play Degen at right back and put Mascherano in midfield, but who do you leave out then, Lucas or Gerrard?"!!! Really Gary, REALLY? Stupidest question of the season goes to Gary Gillespie! Of course Gerrard would be left out for Lucas, Gary, of course!! That last bit was a joke before some freak thinks I was serious!
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Why was Sunny banned? Well it IS Summer after all! Start a Facebook group Si.
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Fuck Spain, the sooner they go out the better. I want Torres to get as much rest as possible this summer and come back raring to go.
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Potato head's played the Scum 15 times and never beat them, no collusion there then eh, you fat headed cunt?
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This is true my mate who is a Newcastle fan was at a Newcastle home match when some gobshite chinned his brother, so he twatted the fella who did it and he got banned for the rest of the season, while the cunt who started it all got away with it completely. At the end of the season they told him his ban was up, he told the to fuckoff and stick it up their arses, he hasn't been back since. I think I'd've said something to these cunts though, or at least told the stewards.
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What time and where? Where are all the drinkers? git yer fuckin' names doon.
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Si, when you put 'like so', you're supposed to put something there to compare it too, y'know like 'put two fingers in the air' like so: I reckon Si's invented the brand spanking new portable fire extinguisher especially for forest fires. No need to send out big planes to scoop water up from the ocean, just send a plane up with millions of these foam spurting coins open the cargo bay and once they hit the floor they explode, splurging foam everywhere, and Hey Presto, the fire's out!
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I thought it was a pretty shite showing in the first half against a young Blackburn side, better in the second but no real passion at all. Know what pissed me off about their second goal? One of their centre backs scored it, we had all our players back in the box, so they didn't need to keep anyone back, we leave a player or two on the halfway line and the threat is halved at least, cos they have to leave players back to mark them. It's fucking annoying! Watch on Sunday, if/when Chelsea get a corner, Mongo the Mong and Alex will come running up the field and be a threat in our box, but if we leave say Babel and Aquilani on the halfway line, only one of them will come forward or maybe neither of them, they'll need to leave at least 3 defenders back, but it won't happen. It's so fucking annoying!!!
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He's done alright out of football though mate, I get the feeling he WANTS players to fail, so he can mock them with his "in my day" comments. I'll always remember Jeff Astle on Fantasy Football and Frank SKINNERRRRR asked him "So Jeff would you rather have played when you did, or would you rather play now, when the rewards are much greater", he replied "definitely in my day, we were better footballers and didn't care about the money. And we still don't". he answered the question with a model ship costume wrapped around him! Don't care about money, eh Jeff?
