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As Robocrouch hit it low towards the near post, Owen was unlucky to find himself in the line of fire.

All the ladyboys in the Pataya Katoyclub I meant :D

Jan Koller far from happy with the diet of spam, spam, spam, eggs, sausage and spam introduced in the Czech team by Baros and Smicer.

Two regular customers from the Pataya Katoyclub got furious after Rio hired all the ladyboys in the club for the whole week on his latest holiday.

Already signed for Udinese in Italy I think for 2 million Euro. Plays for Cobrolea in Chile and is rated as their best player even is he is only 17 years old. He has been in their first team for about a year already.

Frank Lampard dreaming about Barca?

So Dave, what do you reckon the odds are for us getting Alves? Just read today that both Barca and Real are keen on signing him

Finnan can't as he is ruled out of the game due to injury

This is from the same game when Phil Neal tackles Tom Lund hard. Lillelien goes completely mental, says that England have hooligans both on the pitch and in the stands, calls Phil Neal names (Phil "Pig" Neal) and say that the Norwegian players must get revenge for the bad tackle by Neal :D http://www2.hil-fotball.net/video/FK_Fotball_-_Bjorge_Lillelien_og_Phil_GRIS_Neil.mp3

Is supposed to be back in traning tomorrow according to Echo & http://www.liverpool.no

Been taking English lessons for 2 weeks already

According to an article by Bascombe at least 7 new players will arrive on Anfield before the next season kicks off. "Benitez is expecting to parade at least seven new faces when he welcomes his squad back to Melwood in July, which history teaches brings its own pitfalls as much as a sense of excitement." I suppose this includes Gonzalez, Palletta and maybe Aurelio as well. What about the other 4? A striker and a right winger would be no surprise, but who else? 7 players in also means 5-7 players out I guess in addition to many out the players we have loaned out. Will probably be our "best" silly season for years this :yes: http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0500liverpoolfc/tm_objectid=17047606%26method=full%26siteid=50061%26page=2%26headline=portsmouth%2d1%2d%2dliverpool%2d3%2d%2decho%2d-name_page.html

Don't forget that Coldplay is influenced by A-ha ;)

Here is the answer. There is a story in a Norwegian newspaper today taken from Marie Claire magazine who interviewed Rooney's girlfriend Coleen. According to her, Rooney looked through her SMS' on the phone and then a jealous Wayne started shouting "Who is Sam, who is Sam". The problem however was that Rooney was looking at the time when the message was sent and not the message itself. And the time was 5am :D Maybe he thought it was Sam Allardyce?

Just a clarification. If the tickets are the same as we got for the Chelsea game, these are Corporate Hospitality tickets with access to the Reds Bar at Lower Centenary Stand. According to http://www.liverpoolfc.tv the face value is £ 70, but of course negotiable ;)

Seemed like an albow in the back of Mullins by Garcia. Possibly what caused the reaction from Mullins.

Me and some friends are travelling to from Oslo to Liverpool tomorrow to watch the Villa game on Saturday. However, two of my friends are unable to travel so I have 2 spare tickets for the match. I think the tickets are for the lower part of Centenary Stand with access to the lounge underneath. At least that is where we were seated at the Liverpool - Chelsea match earlier this season. I will know for sure when we arrive at the hotel tomorrow evening. Send me a PM if interested. PS! I am leaving work at 1200 tomorrow, so I will not respond after that

Bruce: Look at the scoreboard. We lost 7-0......7-0. Am I a great comedian or what? Gold: Yeah hilarious fatty.....almost like the result from a icehockey game between Sweden and Norway

Bruce: Look, the stands are almost empty. The fans have finally had enough of us. Gold: Good work Brucie. Next home game we can do the dildo-dance extravaganza in the executive box without anyone noticing

Might be dropping by Andy's tomorrow to cure my hangover from this evening's party :party:

In doing what? I just found that t-shirt quite funny :D Not meant to be a promo for the t-shirt website

The Norwegian hero of the Chelsea - Barca game has been honoured with his own t-shirt http://www.tshirts365.com/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=2080

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0500liverpoolfc/0100news/tm_objectid=16736818%26method=full%26siteid=50061%26headline=eye%2dinjury%2dputs%2dsissoko%2dcareer%2dunder%2dthreat-name_page.html Might be the end of Momo's career. Such a shame....one of the best defensive midfield youngsters in Europe. So sorry for the lad

OK guess it is only illegal in Norway then. Possibly the fear of the water turning into ice up here ;)

On Norwegian television yesterday they said that Benfica was watering the pitch during halftime and only the attacking half for Benfica in the second half. Are they allowed to do that? In Norway clubs are not allowed to do this later than 1 hour before kickoff and not during halftime. Watering the pitch might be an advantage for an attacking team playing short passes as the ball travels faster on the grass.