Gray Riley

Reckon it's new laptop time. A mate of mine slipped on spilled beer on my wooden floor and fell through the fishtank. The water and a couple of fish poured onto the laptop which I'd left on the floor. Switched the laptop back on the next day but the tonne of water that had passed through it was just too much. :wallbutt:

Are you talking about the club or your missus? ;) I see Rafa and Houllier are side by side on the pitch before the Champions League final.

The Count doesn't do things by halves - he went through about 20 of those bad boy nuggets in about 5 minutes.

The Count may have lost all of his bets, he may have eaten processed chicken nuggets and drank beer that was not cold enough for his taste, but tonight, the Count is a happy Count. The Count, posting on Gray Riley's computer. De de de de der der der

fuck me what a save

We've been fuckin terrible. This is so disappointing. Fluky goals aside we've not done ourselves justice here :wallbutt:

What the fuck was the commentator on about it being the first Anglo - Spanish final? Where the fuck are Alaves and Liverpool from? Ziege, Ziege, Ziege!!!

Why, it's not about me is it? For fucks sake I didn't mean to smash those urinals...

What's the song the mancs were siging today? It was the same tune as the 5 times song? Couldn't make it out.

Just look at Wenger the little gobshite - jumping around like they've just won the league. He's been so snide in the past about 4th places finishes, spawny Champions League wins etc. You finished 4th you tit. Come on Barca!

Only the best for the Count. :yes:

Found some decent ones of Shevchenko's bird but can't post attachments. You'll have to take my word for it.

To be honest mate that sounds like Rafa, but I heard a while back he was primarily interested in how a player performed on the pitch and not about outside issues. I think the two go hand in hand but the inference is that he's consider the likes of Bellamy and Pennant if it would improve the team.

He was stupid for the outburst and even more so he embarassed us by going down like a little girl (no pun intended)

Yeah that Abramovich has got loads of them roubles, the cunt. Wish we had a few more. Sorry tanman. There was a bit of trouble outside the north stand bt didn't seem too bad. The police did wade in with batons in front of us but it was only a temporary flashpoint and soon died down.

And asking 'Who do you play this week?'. To hear the names 'Hull, Plymouth and Burnley' as the responses would be side splittingly funny.

I think Lloyd Grossman would have something to say about that

I don't think Fergie was having a pop at us or indeed writing us off. Chelsea are clear favourites to win the league, and with United set to play Arsenal tomorrow the reference to those two teams was inevitable. The headline of him predicting a three horse race is misleading and a spin on what was actually said. Unless I'm missing the line that says 'Liverpool haven't got a chance in hell of winning the league' then I can see nothing wrong with what he said.

No probs. I agree that Milan didn't perform tonight and were lucky to go through. The class I refer to was not apparent in tonights display. Rather I was talking of their history and that they still have class players within the club. How many times have we seen a team play well within itself and then come up with a sneaky goal to scrape through. Milan owe a lot to lady luck tonight.

Feel sorry for Houllier losing in such a manner. Thought his team put on a good show tonight but you can't legislate for the genius of the likes of Shevchenko. He's got plenty of mileage left in him yet. On the other hand, Milan have a bit of class about them and I wouldn't begrudge them the win.

Quality place is Riga. Fantastic looking women. Ended up going on the shooting trip in the end. It was in an old Soviet military bunker and you got to shoot the magnum hand gun, shot gun, AK-47 and a SPAS machine gun type thingy. Great way to cure a hangover. :yes:

'I love you like a fat kid loves cake' 50 Cent. :D

Just had another email and this looks a bit more legit http://www.rigaoutthere.com/incs/frame.php?f=offers&offer=43

Anyone able to recommend any good bars in Riga? Posted a message on a travel site and some crazy Latvian woman emailed to say she 'cans arranged for me to go woods and shoot shotgun, AK-47 and magnum'. Think I'll stick to the bars.

True, internationals are often the only time people get to watch some of the world's 'greatest' players. Did the like of John Barnes really carry his form into such games? It's hard to gauge a player on infrequent glimpses of his game.