Josef Svejk

I think context is huge in career progression. Klopp is a major component of the context in which Salah flourished. There's no guarantee he'd have flourished to the same degree elsewhere. It didn't happen at all under Mourinho at Chelsea, for example. I agree that some of Klopp's more recent positional and tactical changes have had a detrimental effect, by the way.

Agreed with much that was said about Klopp's announcement timing, his loss of authority, and Salah's lack of respect. But I think - developing the last point - that more should be made of Salah's lack of gratitude. He owes Klopp a massive amount for transforming him into a global star and the club's highest paid player ever. The player who arrived at Anfield was no more than a decent Serie A forward who was seen to have flopped in England previously. It was as part of Klopp's system, alongside Klopp's other signings, that Salah became the player he became - and frankly no longer is.

If Trent were "foreign", he'd get plentiful and much-deserved shit.

S-L-O-T... He's not Jurgen Klopp But, well, we'll see... (I can't get past Todd Rundgren here, sorry.)

Mine is the most charitable interpretation possible. And he still emerges looking like a fucking cunt.

I've nothing to say about performance or result. I haven't got the energy. But that Taylor fuck-up was quite hilarious. Total and utter incompetence. And a pitiful attempt to pretend that he knew what he was doing all along.

Does Fat Dunc run KuipTalk?

Are you sure that's the guy? Seems pretty old. And no mention of his post-playing career...

S-L-O-T... He be a baldy But he looks good to me.

Dave has seen the light.

I get all that. But watching Klopp increasingly disengaged on the bench and in front of the press is the most depressing of all eventualities for me.

We could upgrade in at least seven positions.

Anyone still defending Klopp's January announcement? He should have said nothing or quit there and then.

Did he play well?

He should have left in January.

Mo was great, though, right?

A shit Andy Carroll.

Boo fucking hoo. How about he tries to earn his money rather than phoning it in?

A shit Andy Carroll would be a massive improvement.

I knew these fuckwits would let Klopp down. I'm pretty sure I said it on here.

45 minutes from shitness.

Lame attempt to distract from another pitiful Salah performance. £350k a week is it?

Konate is Sakho afterbirth.

Darwin N'Gog. A shit Andy Carroll would be an improvement.