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gkmacca

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  1. Yes, I'd hate to see him go again.
  2. Why would that make a partnership with Dalglish easier? Don't get the Mail's take on that at all.
  3. Bendtner, the clumsy oaf, has the most ungainly feet since this bloke:
  4. Rommedahl actually does another thing right! Nice goal for 2-1.
  5. Well, apart from his intrinsic twatness, his hair demands our hatred.
  6. Bendtner equalises. Well, Denmark had been trying the same move for half an hour. One of them had to work.
  7. Nice goal from Eto'o. I still think Cameroon will get at least one player sent off - they always have a mad moment or twenty.
  8. More sendings off and the possibility of an Agger long-distance goal. And there's nothing else to watch. I'm in.
  9. The Beeb had Seedorf doing this very good demonstration of how to play the ball. Now the reliably crap ITV has...Adrian Chiles 'assessing' the ball via a kickabout with Southgate. What a shit channel it is.
  10. Edgar Davids sounds like he's been shmoking a bit too much weed. He's hilariously laid back, and is scaring Kevin Keegan.
  11. The England cricket team used to be like this - playing shite but resenting anyone who had the temerity to point it out. Only when they started concentrating on doing better did they actually get better. Rooney and Co are so pampered they just don't 'get' being booed. The Premiership hype tells them it's a treat for ordinary people to pay vast sums to watch them play - no, not even watch them play, just see them in the flesh - so they can't compute customer dissatisfaction. Even if they start winning, they'll probably sneer at the fans, thinking 'You booed me last week' without even understanding...that's showbiz, and, for better or worse, that's the business you're now in.
  12. I hear Beckham's guaranteed a knighthood in return for his work on the England 2018 bid, and the FA are so obsessed with keeping him sweet after the Triesman fiasco he can do what the hell he likes. Whenever I hear his stupid voice I just don't get what is so 'charismatic' about him, but he's unstoppable.
  13. My God, you've just hit on the answer! Play Lennon and SWP together up front, one on the other's shoulders underneath the shirt. When the ball is played over the top, they split up and chase after it! It will completely confuse the defenders!
  14. THE BOY LINACRE: These are good players for their clubs. Why do they play like this for England? LEE DIXON: Well, that's the 64 dollar question. Hang on...gah! I've only got two pound coins and a polo!
  15. *considers shooting really very, very, very large (drunken) fish in barrel, then considers not worth it.*
  16. Alcohol poisoning, folks. Poor boy. And bad grammar. That's awful without the alcohol. Someone take the poor lamb in hand.
  17. Apparently, and this comes from sources, Capello had Gerrard in his office, rubbed his hands, grinned at him and said, 'They can't afford to sack me!' Then he chopped up Bobby Moore's shirt, mixed it with pepperoni and mozzarella and made a calzone out of it. The horrible man.
  18. Great little demonstration of how to deal with the ball by Clarence Seedorf on BBC1 just now - hopefully they'll repeat it later. Very good sense and a splendid debunking of all the nonsense spoken. And he's still got it, old Clarence!
  19. If you've ever heard old Al Read comedy routines, McCarthy is eerily reminiscent of the bloke next door who always pops up to say things like: 'You're not going to try and cut that hedge with THAT, are you?' and 'Are you planning to use that paint on that? You'll regret it!'
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