Stouffer

How much had you had to drink. You must have a bladder like a water tower.

As a former lead guitarist and rock legend I don't mind reviewing some stuff. PM me with details.

Used to get the numbers off the petrol station sign on the way home from town on a Saturday night. On of the lads actually climbed half way up the sign and got the diesel one. The cashier just used to sit in the shop shaking her head, every week!

I once with the help of my friends wrote an entire barn off. A college party got a bit wild and doors were left with the top half smashed off, like saloon doors. My mate headbutted a mirror off the wall because he didn't like the way the reflection was looking at him and an antique bench had the back spindles smashed out. One was broken by accident so we thought that by removing them all no-one would notice. We didn't know it was antique at the time. When the girl whose parents owned the barn came in the morning we got a proper rollocking, however one guy was sick over the back of her father. Hence to say we didn't get a lift home and had to walk the 10 miles with stinking hangover. Obviousley with the gift of hindsight and a little more maturity it seemed a stupid thing to do. At the time tho' uncontrollable carnage was brilliant. We payed our debts but were never invited back. No drugs were used however copius amounts of beer, port and brandy were consumed.

No need for a poll, this is just about expressing your love for another man and giving your reasons for it. Nothing funny bout that is there?

After all the madness on here the past few weeks I thought something nice and straight forwards would be nice. I'm going for Fowler. The love and devotion the guy has for the club I find amazing. He's a true leg.

Just start posting your football threads in the FGF like last time. All the regs will hopefully go there and Homo Sissoko won't twig on. Personally I've given up on the FF for the time being, so I'm gonna hide out here. Plus we got Remmie to keep us entertained 'til the season starts.

Cooooooool, get yerself a beer and come chill.

Never really got away with the 1664. Tastes a bit like sherbert to me. For the world cup I'm getting a keg and cooler tap of Warsteiner. 75 pints, oh baby. That stuff can make you go blind.

Foster's ice now. mmmmm

A Scouser, a Geordie and a Manc are all working in Saudi Arabia. As it is a strict government alcohol is against the law and the nightlife is pretty limited. The Englishmen decide that they will not get caught and decide to risk brewing their own. Unfortunately they are caught and hauled up in front of the Sheik. "Alcohol is strictly against my laws and as you have disobeyed me you will be punished" boomed the Sheik. "100 Lashes for each" "However, I have fond memories of England and I will grant you all one wish because of my sentimentality" The Geordie was 1st in line and when asked what wish he wanted he said with a smug grin "Tie a pillow to my back"The Sheik tied a pillow to the back of the Geordie and a huge arabic guy stepped up behind him with the whip. The pillow only lasted around 30 lashes before the whip cut through, after 80 the Geordie passed out. with the pain and was carried off to his cell. Next up was the Manc, having seen what had happened to the Geordie he was a bit panicked and not being the best at maths spluttered out "Tie 2 pillows to my back" The sheik looked at him curiously and carried out his wish, tying two pillows to his back. The same punishment began and obviously after only 60 lashes the whip cut through the pillow. The Manc still had 40 lashes left and although he didn't pass out, he was whimpering when the sheik counted 100 and was dragged off back to his cell in a right state. The sheik turned to the Scouser, who looked remarkably relaxed considering his circumstances. "I visited Liverpool as a youth and found it to be a most beautiful city, for this reason I will grant you 2 wishes my friend" The sheik said. The Scouser was pleasantly surprised and said "Give me 300 lashes" The sheik looked at the Scouser with total admiration "not only are you an honest man you are also very brave my friend" the sheik commented "and your second wish?" "Tie that Manc twat to my back"

I was gonna start a new thread, but it says it all here really. I don't give a shit about all the bitching. I'm drinking a nice cold bottle of sol and when my lovely (i think she is anyways) missus comes home i'm gonna have a kebab (large mixed too) cos I'm a fat get. Life is sweet.

Sorry Remmie, Real Red was there first. Although I love the monkey on base. Real Red has it.

That's a fucking genius idea!

Q - What do you call a man with no hands? A - Shitty arse!

Come on you chumps, I'll let you have a cartoon giraffe if it helps!

Sure is clyde.

Right can I have a picture of a giraffe (a real one) and any sort of misical instrument.

The TLW forum is a bit big brother. What with the mixture of mental patients, self obsessed skunkpussies and gayists! And that just covers Momo, never mind every fucker else.

Carlito dropped his gaurd, thats why he got whacked. Right UJ?

oh dear.

And finally my personal favourite

I'm telling you that is a fucking man. You can even see her bollocks!