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My mate works for a company who deliver bread to Spars and outlets of that nature, he works night most week days. He was standing outside his place of work, near to Bold Street, having a smoke and talking with his mate, when up walks Kev Seed and asks for a lift to the News Bar, my mate turned to him and said this aint a Taxi rank- to which Kev Seed replied'' do you know who i am, i'm a famous radio presenter''. Suddenly a head pops round the garage and says '' ex Radio DJ, now f**k off'' He was gutted and sloped off down the road with a wave of laughter echoing behind him.Kev Seed who thinks he 's more important that he is. When people start saying do you know who i am, they deserve everything they get. Utter Class!:yes:

It has to be Street Fighter....nothing comes near, as Gulile would say "I came. I saw. I destroyed! Power. Skill. Strength. Period."

Errrr...MagnificentMasc.....who allowed you out the cleaners cupboard? We have been through this numerous times.....when all the staff have gone home you can come out....until then back in the cleners cupboard you go.

Da Pmantis which floor do you work on in the CRB?

Anyone know how i can unlock the LG KU990 Viewty for free? Thanks.

Four of my mates went last night and said it was awful. 30-40 people getting up to go the bar when he was performing and people shouting out, why pay 30 quid to shout ''bastard'' at the top of your voice. Apparently he didnt seem arsed at all and just wanted to get the show over. When it had finished they had 6 or 7 exits closed off....the reason? They took them to the exit next to the Souvenir shop...robbing B**tards!

I can't think of a single t-shirt ever sold by Liverpool FC (or anyone else attaching themselves to the club) that berates Manchester to such an extent. Can you imagine the outrage if someobody started selling t-shirts with a picture of a plane wreck on them? Even if they did, I'd be amazed if any Liverpool fan actually bought one. How sick can they be? It’s a shame they don’t put all their efforts into supporting their club rather than worrying about somebeody else's. They are worse than Everton in that respect. Have you ever listened to their crowd during a random league match? At least half their songs contain the word "Liverpool" or "Scousers". They are obsessed - I actually feel quite sorry for them. We Won It Three Times (Without Killing Anyone) T-Shirt from TShirtsUnited.com

I will try that...thanking you RIS.

Ye it's one of the new LG mobiles.

Anyone know how and where i can download free games ?

Apparently ITV are showing his cremation...the show is titled 'You've been Flamed'.

To be honest Bob i cant see anything beating Kauto, no matter what the grounds like on the day. Denman will give it a go but Kauto is too good.

I'll be looking very closely at your Aintreee tips this year- you made me a tidy sum last time.:thumbsup:

1-10 Newcastle- 150 -1 third- what the F**k!:wallbutt:

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I take it you remember her then SD? I remember her because the whole office wanted a slice. A women scorned eh!(6)

She used to be a secetary in our place- she was fit as well and looked like butter wouldn't melt. How wrong was i!:whistle:

Is Ken Dodd dead? If so, the source please?

As you can see here, last nights mini derby proved working relations at Anfield are in absolutely no disarray whatsoever!!

Ok....you bunch of geeks...lets have some.:yes: 1) I dont often post and was unaware that this was on a previous thread. 2) I didnt write this, as i got it forwarded to me via email. 3) Lef tells me we have some good golfers on here....ha ha....i'd beat you all in my sleep and yes bring it on.....BITCHES!:laugh:

Ok Weeksie, i'm not a big poster on here and generally just read and laugh. I did'nt realise Rahid was back, how did Dave ever let him back in.:whistle:

know some people on here are not too keen on the attacks on Parry,cos they dont want to rock the boat or he gets in touch to talk things over with the RTK over cheese and biscuits,but this has got me fuming as it will every like minded supporter on here. Friend,(not into football i may add) says to me,fuckin el,theres no love lost between that Parry and Benitez is there? I asked him to explain,and he told me he had been to a coaching conference at the Atheneum in town on thursday night,Parry was the guest speaker and he belittled Benitez on several occasions,and this is in public, 24hrs after the protest march for Rafa! What a smarmy arrogant gobshite,he said the Miracle of Istanbul was a myth,that he had lost control in the dressing room,he then repeated the story that he was ready to send 12 men onto the pitch until Carragher intervened. Called it choas,which it may well have been,but to bring this shite up with all that is going on at the club at this present shows his true colours! He summed up"just goes to show,the players know better than the coach!" I thought there was a truce and he goes and undermines the manager less than 24hrs later to a load of businessmen in liverpool city center? Believe me or not, but according to a very reliable source the main problem is not Gillett or Hicks. The problem is Rick Parry. As we know, Rafa is fed up with the way we are handling transfers. Because of that he has gone over Rick Parrys head, and done most of the negotiations himself. Parry don't like that and has been complaining to the americans. Gillett and Hicks feel they have to trust Parry because they have no one to take charge as chief executive if they sack Parry. Because of that they have told Rafa severel times that it is Rick Parry who is in charge of transfernegotiations, and that they want Rafa to use Parry. Rafa is refusing to do so because Parry is fu(king clueless, and wants the americans to put it right. In an attemt to force Gillett and Hicks to do so Rafa has used the media. It's as simple as that. By the way, forget Foster Gillett. He may be a nice lad and a good businessman, but he is not a person who can take charge of transfer negotiations. :wallbutt:

Can you have a look at Thursday's card for Aintree and tell us what you think. Cheers.:thumbup:

Bugged out, would you by any chance be a Union rep who works in 2nd floor south,:whistle: Union room maybe??

What the f*ck is Hyypia girl on about.... :wallbutt: