Agent Smith

Undressing bog - Gudni Bergsson

That Just Leaves : Sperm launching joy - Beery plastered - Undressing bog - Treat to huge shag -

Pink German beds - Dennis Bergkamp

Evil Brazilian afro - Fabrizio Ravanelli

Better boil oil - Robbie Elliott An ankle bath - Nathan Blake

lol

LOL Hermes, I was wondering how you would bring up the stadium on this thread.

Despite that, I would.

cheer up luv, it might be benign.

poontang

507 mph! Pick that one out!

Agree hero, with H+H playing we lack pace. If someone came in and I had to choose between the two IMHO I would drop Sami.

Why is this thread so #!*?ing wide?

He turned down the Mancs! I love him already!

LOL Nice one Vladi!

1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Sincerely, The Dog [%sig%]

I agree we should show Mickey our appreciation. Good song aswell. [%sig%]

Is he any good? Is he better than Carra, Traore or H+H? [%sig%]

I agree, the Champions cup should be just for the champions. [%sig%]

This is how i think matches shoud be organised: Premiership :16 or 18 teams FA cup : one tie no replays just extra time and penalties. League cup : same as the FA cup so no second legs. Champions "cup" : no group stages, just a seeded draw then a knockout stage over 2 legs until the final. UEFA cup : same as Champions cup. Add to this getting rid of uneccesary friendlies and instead just having an international get together every now and then would reduce the number of games and also increase the performance of players throughout the season [%sig%]

Not sure, but they spent 45 minutes trying to resuscitate him. [%sig%]

Beni, I do partially agree with you but who had heard of Sammi Hyypia or John Arne Riise before they came to us? [%sig%]

It says on Sky Sports News that he died after collapsing during the Cameroon Vs Columbia game. [%sig%]

I take it nobody had a medical then? [%sig%]