Beni

The boy's no tout. Face value all the way.

Quite surprising. Deeper lying issues between the pair, maybe? Penis envy, perhaps?

He had a go at him for giving away the pen against Marseille. Something along the lines of: "we could have won the UEFA cup if it wasn't for that tit"

Is this the chap? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Milito

Any one of the matches given when typing Gerard + Houllier + defeat into google.

http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/liverpool/article362501.ece

Michael Rickets for England.

The Count is the Count. And Uncle Junior is farting into his cushion. How over zealous were the police in Saturday. It was like trying to cross from Palestine to Israel.

Gotta agree

I know. The easy, easy chant takes some beating. ;) Seriously, though, it's ace.

I love the way from the very start they show you why you shouldn't love his character, when he kills a fellow cop, even though it is impossible not to.

Is season 3 out on DVD? Mackey: What a TV creation.

I love it when journalists pander to Moyes by describing Arteta as the kind of player Evertonians have come to expect as their birthright!

It doesn't work like that. You have to maintain a winning mentality.

When he plays in the supporting striker role, he ends up playing with his back to goal, far too often. Which is far from his strength. There is a very good argument to suggest that Rafa will continue to use him on the right in at least half of next season's games. Money should be spent on a striker, or strikers. I wouldn't be surprised to see Gonzalez or Kewell start on the right next season, if Gerrard does not. And before Rashid says "but Gonzalez is a left winger," so is Robben, and Duff for that matter.