Hermes

A mate of mine dropped 40 storeys into a dustbin, the only pain he had was a headache. Why?. Answer 11pm tomorrow- Wednesday 14th May. Can you solve it?. [%sig%]

Main stand was £475 if paid before 19th June-£525 after. [%sig%]

A double entendre-love it!!. [%sig%]

William Shakespeare walked into a bar. The manager said "Get out yer Bard!!!" [%sig%]

Nostradamus, Does this mean you will not be posting any more messages, due to unforeseen circumstances!!!!!. [%sig%]

What do you call a Serbian prostitute-Slobadon Micockyubic.

To say Owen, Gerrard and Hamman will not be happy playing U.E.F.A. Cup football just covers up the problem this season-lack of form. Owen missed about 20 good chances in the early part of the season, Gerrard was shite for about 6 weeks. They may be our best players but if they want to see why they are not playing in The Champions League next season they should take a look in the mirror. [%sig%]

An effort to put unwanted posts out of sight, you know which ones I mean. Unfortunately people keep replying to them and putting them back on top. Advice lads-ignore them and they will go away.

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We should all bombard them with e-mails everyday until they get sick of reading them and address the issue. Are you with me brothers??????.

Back to the original question. "If you could ask Houllier one question what would it be". How about, "Gerrard, you have enough money to retire comfortably. So what is it that drives you on, risking your fragile health in an effort to bring success to the club when there are so many ungrateful arseholes screaming for your head?."

Your taking the piss surely!!!!!.

TL. Beardsley, like Luke Chadwick was the unacceptable face of British football.

What did they use him for?. He must be the worst England manager ever. He was born in Blackpool, why not use a scouser?.

A mate of mine went on a whiskey diet. He ate nothing at all and all he drank was whiskey. Apparently he lost 5 days in 1 week!!!!!.

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Are you Polish or do you type using your elbows?.

Quite often when I go to bed at night the room starts spinning around. The doctor says it could be due to the spirits. Do you think my house could be haunted-hic!!!!.