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Also love the fact that Stig's can matches his shirt.
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Easy to lockdown- no roads. Nunavut (Canada)has 0 cases as its fly in only.
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It’s really hard on extroverts; one of my former colleagues is losing her mind- she cannot stay still unless she is socializing and is always going here and there and knows everyone.
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Walk through the grocery store humming this while overfilling your cart
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I remember getting loaded on shandies at a sports club in Holland with my Dad. My mum was furious
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You’re inclined to hoard pot noodles but are incredibly generous under stressful circumstances. You may have a task you are working on interrupted and suffer a disappointment with a Pisces, who you had plans with. Your partner will overcome challenges at work; solved by technological advances in online ordering slots. Beware of Canadians with canoes, they cannot be trusted.
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Amazing. You deserve something from the top shelf of your drinks ....shelves...for that knowledge.
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That's what the puppies are for. A wag is as a good as a thank you. I also will only feed them with food bought using a grocery store delivery slot. They will deliver to my mooring?
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I want both of them and a yacht.
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https://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/article-us-wont-post-troops-at-canadian-border-ottawa-says-it-strongly/ VICTORY! SOON AS TRUMP HEARD STACKSY AND I WERE ON IT THEY BACKED DOWN! TWO BORDER WARS ONE WORLD POUTINE
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Pete Price's human brother.
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Not as bad here in Winnipeg, only 34 cases and 1 in hospital. State of emergency and people generally are behaving. Restaurants and pubs closed, the microbreweries are delivering. Still a run on bog roll though apparently. Anyway, I hope the Mohawks side with us again (we did screw them out of Brantford though) as they can defend Cornwall. You can head down to Ivy Lea and Prescott and hold off the upstate New Yorkers. Once we repel them we'll raid their villages and bring back crates of Genessee Cream Ale and funnel cakes. I'll get the Mennonite's on side here- if those fuckers can build and raise barn in days imagine what they could with three day old Timbits and slingshots. Plus they make excellent sausage. This will be quick, we'll be home in time for puck drop on the 2020-21 NHL season.
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-trump-border-coronavirus-1.5510853 The Yanks thinking aboot sending troops near the Canadian border. FUCK YOU YANKEE BASTARDS WE ABSOLUTELY ROUTED YOU IN THE WAR OF 1812 AND WILL SEND YOU PACKING AGAIN. BE PREPARED TO BE BAYONETTED BY HOCKEY STICKS AND DIE IN PONDS OF MAPLE SYRUP. LIKE THE GERMAN ARMY AT STALINGRAD YOU WILL FREEZE AND DIE.
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He'll stroll through the election. America is polarized and Biden can't string a sentence together.
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Expedia reporting a surge in bookings for Berlin in October. Within .5km of a KFC.
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Bagpipes