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al daas

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  1. Rome ,then Wembley, sounds good to me, memories flooding back already, 77 , 78,
  2. A few years ago there was a quiz question that asked you to name celebraties with surnames the same as Merseyside districts(cant remember how many). Ie, Bing CROSBY, Harry SEACOMBE, anyway we'd gotten a few when my Mrs shouted out "I've got one, Huteney Whiston" We couldn't stop laughing for hours.
  3. If the bookkeeper was noly deaf, why didn't he speak the answer?
  4. Here I am Rash,and I do believe that "We'll Get Snotted" ;)
  5. He is without any doubt, the biggest gobshite ever to post on this forum,he takes a perverse delight in Liverpool losing. Dont upset him because he'll visit your pub and beat you to within an inch of your wretched life (except he doesn't turn up). The men in the white coats will be taking him back to the funny farm soon , it's getting dark.
  6. I Know, I think, not sure now. :yes:
  7. Thank you very much, I needed those few kind words.
  8. Can't be right all the time, although thats the reason I didn't do it today, I think i'll be getting dropped if I dont pick up soon.
  9. Gerrard is shit, Alonso is shit, Pennant is shit, It's a shit week, Gerrards hair is shit, Liverpools' original colours were shit, Toddlers shirt is shit, Mancs -Arse is shit, I'm full of shit, This forum will soon be shit unless everyone stops all this negativity and get behind the team instead of slagging both the team and each other off. For fucks sake we've only lost two competetive games since last March, If you dont agree with somebody else's opinion it doesn't automatically make them into a cunt,twat, prick or anything else that you care to call them. Let's wait until May and see what we've achieved, but in the meantime get behind the team, maybe some of the players read these comments which,in my opinion wont exactly inspire them. And by the way ,todays defeat was my fault for not predicting that "We'll get snotted"
  10. Nothing beats breaking hymens.
  11. There was a fella before ww2, he was a South African dont know what coloured skin he had though. That's a great help isn't it.
  12. Exactly what the darts team told me. :yes:
  13. "We'll get snotted" :whistle:
  14. Did Paul Stewart play in a Glasgow derby? if he did it's him.
  15. I'm here, dont worry,I've got a bad,bad feeling about this game. I Honestly believe that We'll get snotted! ;)
  16. I've got a song bt ZZ Top called "Arrested for Driving while blind", maybe they should play it when he gets sent down.
  17. A fella asked me once if I wanted to buy the Big Issue, I Told him "No thanks, I get it delivered" Only joking.
  18. Just got home ,feel unbored (is that a word) now.
  19. Will anyone object if I go for a few drinks?
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