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Why dont yer iron yer keks?

I Am going to a wedding in London at the end of September, my nephew is marrying a Turkish girl and there will be approx 700 guests, 650 of them turkish, so shut the fuck up about how bad the Turks are, cos one of them might be reading this , and I dont want my head knocking off. TA !

My apologies!

According to the Mail, Kewell and Finnan are to be rested tonight in order to give them an extra few days rehabilitation. Both will play on Sunday against the Turks.

popeye, he got the shit kicked out of him in every episode by Bluto, and always won in the end, then went and give Olive oyl loads. Fuckinard as nails.

I Had my fingers crossed when I typed it ,honest!

Ta, I Hope it is a wind up, I,ll put next doors reg in and see what happens.

chelsea want Gerrard for £50 mill, I say let him go, as long as they state in advance what game they want him for.

I hope Macca stays at Real, because every time I go there I get match tickets from him.

thanks.

thanks

does anyone know how to stop pop ups? ta.

Did you hear about the woman from sellafield that had a quadruple mastectomy. [%sig%]

how the fuck has this appeared, look at the date it was posted [%sig%]

A dutchie is a great big cooking pot (not for pot ) the original word in the song was kootchie, which is a pipe used for smoking weed but this word was censored , and dutchie was used in the song instead. A veritable mine of information I am. [%sig%]

chris i was trying to sorta get in on the act. [%sig%]

best bet of the week. ss will be back after another defeat. where have you been for the last few weeks? [%sig%]

i was only saying the same last night, 4th spot will only paper over the cracks of a poor season,where as 5th spot could be the wake up call the club needs to get us back to being a contender and not among the also rans. [%sig%]

Derby game on Galaxie Sport and Supersport 2. 3 00 sat . [%sig%]

saturday shitter. you walked out of the pub with a full pint. is this the place where you turned the telly off after 5 mins as you stated earlier ? may i be so bold as to suggest that you are a lying twat. [%sig%]

And that fine ambassador for the mancs Paddy Crerand spat a Stoke City player, and nothing was done about it. [%sig%]

Scouse with peas, despite what kopite says. i say "GIVE PEAS A CHANCE" [%sig%]

Just heard R T L 5 is delayed, it could be on CANAL+ BLAUW [%sig%]

if you get a screensaver of the budweiser frogs get rid of it .DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!it us a virus that causes your hard-drive to crash,and you will lose everything,

i had a great night last tuesday,i watched the game at home then went to my local to drown my sorrows,tuesday night in my local is guitar night,and it was chokka with "muzzies". the match hardly got a mention as people got up to strut their stuff singing and playing their guitars,(all different styles of both playing and musical taste), then this bloke got up playing the blues harmonica,he was fucking fantastic,it turned out hew was from los angeles over here on holiday and was told about the guitar night,a brilliant night,cant beat live music. pity about the game though,but i feel that liverpool will still make it through to the next stages.