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A fucking "e-cigarette". I despair. Four fucking hours. The M6. The M6. You know how many "officials" were involves in that little incident? No? I do. Shall I tell you? Five fucking trillion zillion, that's how many. Count them. Who pays their costs? I fucking pay. They close roads for a leaf on the hard shoulder these days. Traffic officers my arse. You don't need to close two lanes because some cunt ran out of petrol. Someone walking along the hard shoulder? Cue ten miles of flashing overhead-gantry speed restrictions and a rolling road block. A minor ding on some suburban road? Closed in both directions at rush hour. Who pays for the missed flights, hospital appointments, job interviews, let alone the enormous impact on thousands of people trying to go about their daily lives? And who holds these fuckers to account? No fucker, that's who. Next they'll be stopping people swimming in rivers. Oh.
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Right. I've just got on the sunlounger after swimming for the past ten minutes. And now I've got an itchy fucking arse. Why? What possible reason, what primitive advantage can be had by having an itchy fucking arse in damp swimming shorts? Did it mean cavemen were less likely to nod off to sleep after a swim coz they all got itchy fucking arses and so didn't get eaten by dinofuckingsaurs? Did it fuck. It's not a chlorine in the pool issue, as it happens in salt and fresh water swimming pools. And in the sea. And it's not a stringy inner-knicker issue as it happens with both stringy inner-knickers and non-stringy-inner-knickered swimmies. And it's not me hoop that itches, it's my bumcheeks. And before you ask, I've not got dog aids. Cunts and cunting itchy fucking arses.
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Can we please have a vote? Which is better? Or you can add your own. Poll to follow... And sorry about the typo. Option 1 should of course read 'shit', not 'shut'.
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I fucking hate it. I am normally jealous of Italians. Smooth lady killing bastards. Never forget seeing Wales play Italy at Anfield. had a seat behind the dugout. My 12 year old girl was with me. Maldini et al came out to look at the pitch in 1000 quid suits tall slim long hair classy. My girl was swooning and so was I Wales came out in trackies lead by Bellamy nuff said. Roberto Di Matteo however fucking ugly bastard.
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Its officially the death of the football kit as we know it. Nike surely must be taking the piss with this monstrosity. I was going to put it in the foreign kits thread but it needs to be seen.
