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Post your favourites, preferably comedic ones. I wanted to start us off with 'My Wrongs 8245-8249 and 117' by Chris Morris (surprise surprise), but they've deleted the video from youtube. So have a look at this one instead... [YOUTUBE]1HVIoMsDvcc[/YOUTUBE]

TheFA.com - Fourth place for Lions Still think English academies are doing things right? Putting the cat among the pigeons here I know, but surely that scoreline should never ever happen with the amount of resources that is being poured into youth football in England. The England squad: Ryan Allsop West Bromwich Albion Chuks Aneke Arsenal Jason Banton Arsenal José Baxter Everton Deale Chamberlain Liverpool Luke Freeman Arsenal Gary Gardner Aston Villa James Hurst Portsmouth Jesse Lingard Manchester United Angus Macdonald* Reading Keanu Marsh Brown Fulham Joe McCann Leeds United Josh McEachran Chelsea Nathaniel Mendez-Laing Wolverhampton Wanderer Jack Mills Reading Oliver Nicholas Arsenal Jamie Reckord Wolverhampton Wanderers Connor Wickham Ipswich Town

I just don't get it. Today, I asked my mum if she loved Torres. She says: "He's alright", I'm all like "but mmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum, he's gorgeous, he's amazing, why don't you love him?" She's like "I don't think he's even good looking really, he's got a bit of a weasely face." For that remark I slapped the piss out of her. I'm can't wrap my head around this. I'd happily have an ovarian transplant, and grow a vagina so I can bare this wonderful man's seed (wow, those would be some good looking kids). But my mum wouldn't even fondle his balls given the opportunity. A lot of you know my mum, she's the nicest lady on the planet, but this lack of adoration for Fernando will not stand. Imagine if my mum started dating Torres, he'd be my stepdad. I could call him dad. However, she won't even entertain the possibility, robbing me of the chance to become family with Fernando. The other day I asked her "Mum, why don't you love Torres" and she's all like "He'll never replace Robbie" and "We'll see if he can do it again this year" and "I just don't think he's worthy of all the hero worship yet" She won't even bounce. I think my mum has Torres envy. I think she knows full well, that if offered a straight swap that I would trade her in for Fernando. Mum, why don't you love Fernando? Maybe she's too in love with Sami. But mum, it's Fernando.

I don't claim to know a lot about UK party politics, it bores me, but looking at David Cameron at the conference today, he looked, well... Prime Ministerial.

Thinking about going in January. Anybody ever been, heard things about it, think it's a good idea etc? All TLW travel advice gratefully accepted!

Absolutely fucking sweet. I paid £20 for a Curry on Drummond St in London on Saturday night. It was really nice. However, was feeling lazy tonight. £1.75 for two jars of Pataks in Somerfield. Got my madras on tonight combined with a cooked BBQ chicken, papadums and rice. Greatest curry of all time. Highly recommended.

Watched this and thought it was pretty good. Rich Hall is great.

Who is your favourite foreign team? Mine used to be Real Madrid for ages, but i am starting to like Atletico Madrid alot because of Aguero and King Luis.

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Ok, I'm relying on you guys to pick the hottest of the hot T3 cover girls that have graced our covers over the last few months. Upteen pics. Pick a winner! Bond-worthy Babes: It's a T3 honey trap! | T3 magazine online You know it makes sense...

I don't give a flying fuck how good he was for us. Actually he wasn't that good, he was decent with a few flashes of brilliance. I don't care how unfairly he felt he was treated by GH and how much we all sympathised with him at the time. The man is an absolute wanker. Those quotes from L'Equipe are absolutely disgusting. I have no sympathy for Chelsea fans, fuck them, but if I'd read the following from one of our players I'd never want the cunt anywhere near the club ever again. "I was asked to take one of the first five kicks," Anelka said. "But I said, ‘That is out of the question, I have come on basically as a right back and you want me to take a penalty.’ So I had to go in seventh, but Van der Sar pushed away my shot. All the better for him, that is the game." The cowardly, self-centred, horrible, horrible piece of work. Does anyone think he was even remotely bothered about missing that penalty? "All the better for him". I hope he stays there because the club, the players, the fans and Anelka himself deserve each other.

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I was really, really wary about this and I've heard nothing but bad things about it, but I watched it over the course of a weekend, and really really enjoyed it! Granted, it's not really Sarah Connor and there's no Arnie, but I thought it built on the Terminator legacy quite well, and the Cameron character is awesome. Anyway, I reviewed it... Blu-ray disc of the week: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - The Complete Season 1. - www.t3.com Be interested to hear what y'all thought...

...programme on Channel 4 last night about Albino's. Did anyone else see it (there's a programme on Narcolepsy next week)? These were not just Caucasians either, it featured a lady from Nigeria who's all three children were Albino's. They all had African features (the eldest son who was about 17 even acknowledged them before anyone starts) the thickset frame, the hair (except it was white) and the flared nostrils. He rightly considered himself black, indeed all his friends were. They were the only "whites" at a family party featured on the programme. They told his mum after the first child that there was no chance she'd have another Albino so imagine her surprise when she gives birth to another two ("the doctors asked me how well I knew my milkman" she joked). They also featured an Asian lad who wanted to be the World's first "white" Bollywood star. I think his father was an Albino too. I felt sorry for them because I wasn't aware that if affects their eyesight. Essentially their condition rules them out of a number of jobs because their ability to see isn't what it should be.

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Apologies if this was mentioned already...from RTÉ Ireland's National Television and Radio Broadcaster Barnes returns to Jamaica Wednesday, 17 September 2008 10:00 Former Liverpool and England winger John Barnes has been named as the new coach of the Jamaica national team. The 44-year-old, who was born in Kingston, will take up duties in November after agreeing a one-year deal with the Jamaica Football Federation. Barnes takes over from Brazilian Rene Simoes, who was sacked as technical director last week. JFF president Horace Burrell said: 'The board of directors of the JFF have approved the appointment of John Barnes, former England international, as the head coach of the national senior team. 'The board have approved his appointment for a period of one year, which will be up for review, and possibly renewal.' The post is Barnes' first job in management since an ill-fated spell in charge of Celtic in 1999-2000. During his playing days, Barnes was long tipped for a career as a manager but since leaving Parkhead he has concentrated largely on media work. Burrell believes his appointment will also help increase the profile of the Jamaican side. He said: 'When you are involved in international football you need an individual with international stature. Having a coach of international repute opens a number of opportunities for our national team. 'Many countries will invite you to play friendlies only because of the image and reputation of your coach. 'When an icon like John Barnes becomes the coach of Jamaica's Reggae Boyz' team, immediately the international spotlight will shine on Jamaica in every single aspect of the sport.' Barnes lived in Jamaica until his teens when his father, who served in the armed forces, was posted to England. He began his playing career with Watford before going on to achieve stardom in a Liverpool side he helped to two league titles. He finished with spells at Newcastle United and Charlton Athletic. Former Hull City and Tranmere Rovers midfielder Theodore Whitmore has been named interim coach for next month's World Cup crucial qualifiers against Mexico and Honduras. He will then stay on as Barnes' assistant. Burrell said Jamaica will select their strongest squad for the upcoming matches, including Hull's on-loan Wigan Athletic striker Marlon King, who was excluded by Simoes.

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Double room in West or South West London? Moving out of my place at the end of the month and getting my search on. Cheers.

I heard this sung on a coach once and it made me laugh. "The reds are cooking up the ale boys" And one I used to get wrong when I first started going the match "LIV ERP Top of the World Liverpool FC"

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Anyone got a stream for Summerslam tonight?