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For some reason now I´m in Spain I´ve gone from a shit every other day to 2/3 a day. I´m finding it a loss less enjoyable as crimping off a big beauty consistently- now they are about 3 sorry little efforts a time. Big Shits rule

My body, specifically my colon and sphincter is at war with me. It hates me, clearly as it always seems to find the single most inconvenient time to desperately and with no gradual warning need a mammoth sticky unwipeable dump of biblical proportions. I have needed a dump recently on the following occasions: late for work, on important phone call at work, chatting up attractive girl, in a nightclub, in a pub with 1 trap, about to catch a flight, about to catch a train, in a coach with no shitter, in the middle of nowhere miles from a toilet with no transport, about to have sex, during sex and probably about 15 other times that I can't think of off the top of my head. Naughty bumhole. Share your whimsical tales of anal anguish...

I always say on here that I will judge the manager at the end of the season and I feel that the Mancs victory over Wigan is effectively the end of ours. Whether we finish 2nd or 3rd is irrelevant to me now because the season has already shaped itself enough for me to judge it. Overall I think the season has been a disappointment in the sense that the Mancs have won the league again, they might win the CL and we were knocked out of the cup by the blueshite, who still have a chance of winning it too. To counter that, however, we have improved markedly in the league and have actually put in the first decent challenge for the title in a long, long time. I've been very critical of Rafa over the course of the season (mainly early on) but overall I think he has turned things around very well since the loss at 'Boro and he deserves a lot of credit for that. I also believe that the criticism was warranted at the time, and it could be argued that the baffling decisions he made earlier in the season have actually cost us the title. Overall though, i'm more than happy for him to continue in his job and I think that a contract extension has been earnt (not necessarily the length he has signed, however, and certainly not mid-season). I can remember posting something very similar last season actually, after we put together a great run of from from February onwards and ended the season well. The pattern of our seasons under Rafa tends to be very similar and that actually worries and encourages me in equal measure! We pretty much know that heading into February/March, we will see a settled side and system and that the team will pick up consistently good results, and fortunately this season we have been better placed at that stage than in previous years. We have to learn from the mistakes that have been made this season though, otherwise we'll never win this league. For me, Rafa made some poor decisions in the transfer market this time last year and he exascerbated them with his selections, tactics and conduct in the media throughout the season. I understand that he had his reasons for this but I think it's been proven that mistakes were made. I won't go as far to say that it's water under the bridge for me because I feel it's massively important that these things are remembered and not repeated. If Rafa approaches next season in the same manner he has this, since March, then I believe we WILL win the title. If he reverts to his preferred method of controlling games, picking up draws in certain games and trusting players who are poven to lack consistency, then I feel that too many points will be dropped for us to win it. He needs to realise the areas that the team is weak in and look to strengthen them with his transfer funds, rather than concentrate on positions that are already strong. It really is as simple as that for me. I have for the last couple of years, held the belief that Rafa will never win the league at Liverpool. I now admit that i'm far from certain that this is the case, but until it actually happens i'll never know for sure. We have made great strides in the league this year but also regressed in the CL, lost in the early rounds of the league cup and been knocked out of the cup by our fiercest rivals. We now have not won a trophy since 2006. Next season is crunch time for Rafa. I won't be issuing any ultimatiums because football is more complex and 'grey' than to simply demand something without taking into account all factors, but it's clear that Rafa needs some tangible success sooner rather than later. Overall, I say nice one Rafa, you've done a good job, now go and finish it off.

It was an updated version of the bat and ball, but the bat was at the bottom of the screen and ball would break the little blocks above as you played. You could also break certain blocks and it would drop down things to collect that would let you fire at the blocks or give you multiple balls (ooh err), or a sticky ball (OOH ERR) Anyway, help appreciated as I love that feckin' game

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