Qwikage

You only hate me because I said your dinner parties were shit.

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Those are both Turdus...

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Really really difficult to be critical of a team that has given me so much pleasure over the last year or so but this is hard to watch.

This bird watching "lark" can be dangerous.

Once found myself playing with a Turdus,

And ended up with this.

44 minutes ago, Jennings said:

In fact so severe is my turn to the side of the believer, I am going to bully all the non believers on here. Even the forum big names like @iRAT won’t escape my overbearing nature. As I am the the second hardest poster on here (after @Anny Road) It’s gonna be brutal. 
 

We are fucking great!  Remember the mid 90’s? The Woy days? Remember how it felt trying to support the likes of Jovanovic and Paulson. It was hard. Now Anfield buzzes. Now we have songs for our full backs , never mind our forwards. 
 

I am coming for you first @Qwikage. Then you @Reckoner  

 

WHOOOA dude.

You had extra Sugar Puffs this morning didn't you?

Remember, it's difficult to look hard when your wearing "Frozen" themed pyjamas especillay in the adult sizes.

VVD simply because he is so fuckin cool.

When I was a young un, every single inch of the  walls in my room were covered in King Kenny pictures from every conceivable magazine. My bed and doors had Panini sickers all over them and my school book covers had pictures of him selotaped to the inside cover (helped lessen the shame of the wallpaper colour!). If I were that age again I would be doing the same with VVD.

Managers gonna manage.

No one else is relevant.

1 hour ago, Jennings said:

How the fuck is Debbie Harry losing this? This forum used to be great. Now people like @Qwikage have ruined it for us good guys!

Debbie Harry was responsible for many a crispy bedsheet. My mum used to fold mine with a 14lb hammer.

Pretty sure Klopp will not have done an Ole and has told Sadio if he feels anything to come off.

He is every bit as good a human being as he is a footballer.

We seem to have a large number of welll grounded players at our club right now. No egos despite the talent.

Someone is making very good personnel choices. Only someone who shares those ethical standards is able to see it in others.

If it were possible to be an even prouder Liverpool fan, I would be so right now. What a club.

Just watched- Murder Trial: The Disappearance of Margaret Fleming, BBC2.(previously recorded)

The first time cameras have been allowed into the high court in Glasgow.

There is a sub reddit called "watch people die inside". There is a point in episode 2 where an English teacher from Ayrshire absolutely bitch slaps two defence barristers in a row and the look on their faces would qualify.

Only 2 episodes but well worth a watch.

Mourinho trying to prove Newton's Third Law.

His style is the opposite of football.

The look on his face when Elliott comes off. Genuine pride.

14 hours ago, Jennings said:

@Qwikage - ....are you in the young studs list?

Nearly mate. Made the young Duds list.

Astonishing. To deny climate change has some part to play in this is to be brain dead. Or a Republican!

I used to drink these regularly until I got myself and 2 scouse mates absolutley smashed on it whilst working at Sizewell. Drank so much of it we had to take the next day off in case we were randomly tested. The hangover was the worst I have ever experienced and I do believe it has been outlawed by human rights watch as cruel and unusual punishment.

Still got some and have the odd one just to keep my eye in.

1 minute ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

 

Something that is going to have to change is the future is Labour taking these seats for granted just because a hundred years ago they used to dig coal out of the ground there.

 

Ancient history is not going to be enough to keep these places in the red column.

Agreed. However i do not think that is the real issue here Stronts. You would have thought that given how these mining areas were treated by the tories, voting for them would have been beyond the pale. Surely any right thinking individual, be they labour , liberal or other would have voted with a conscience? No?

Blythe Valley. Have you forgotten Margaret Thatcher? Really!!

1 minute ago, Jennings said:

"Strong and stable."

"Get Brexit done"

 

People are too stupid to think for themselves. Opposition parties need a three word mantra. Even if it is nonsense.

You mean like "what the fuck"

Tories gonna Tory.

Don't feed the trolls.