El Dangerous

What’s happening then boys?

Take that £110m and throw it at Madrid for Valverde. No go? Then kidnap Tchouameni.

I think we will have gone balls deep on him knowing that he was still waiting on Chelsea. I think the expectation is that our offer is too good for Chelsea to match after haggling all summer long. Obviously player power will still have a say but these cats at Brighton are obviously not to be fucked with.

Chelsea have no incentive to rush this one through do they. The price has been set, the player has assured them he’ll wait for them. If they want him they can take their time, hindering us. If they don’t want him they can take their time, hindering us. Hopefully Brighton tell them to get fucked and give them till tea time. Then we just have to negotiate our way through the end of the window with the whole world knowing we have £110m burning a hole in our pockets.

Get Rushy in charge of transfers, at least it’ll take them longer than a few hours to steal anything from under that giant snout.

Sky Sports were reporting the Kane deal agreed then off in the space of hours yesterday. It’s all bollocks.

Reckon he plays the first half for us on Sunday has a stinker comes out for the second half does a DX suck it on the centre circle rips off his Liverpool top to reveal the Chelsea blue and has a worldie against us. Probably worst case scenario, £100m down the drain and down to 10 men.

He took him to Blackpool didn’t he.

There’s a post somewhere early in the summer transfer thread where I say that signing Mac Allister and Caicedo would be a great summer but our nobhead fans would probably think they’re not big enough signings. Looks like I was wrong.

Anyone mind if I go all in on Caicedo? I know it wont happen but if we added Caicedo, Mac Allister and Szobo in a single window then we will have completely rebuilt the midfield and forward line in a couple of years. Add in Inacio at the back for good measure then Estupian next season and we’ve got our next team playing alongside the arl fellas for the rest of Klopp’s time.

How many followers you got on Twitter though mate?

Welcome to Liverpool Moises, don’t play too well against us you cunt.

What did they pay? £50m? Looks like a £50m player to me.

Fucking hell Paqueta wasn’t good enough to warrant a 100% transfer fee increase. He was barely good enough to get the money they paid back.

I miss the Ultimate Warrior kit and slogan. We come not to sign any cunt.

If we were serious about Caicedo we’d have been in the race a lot sooner. Then again if we were serious about Lavia we’d have tied it up long ago. Maybe it’s like Logan Roy said, we’re not serious people.

Just want to say that the fact this wasn’t called ‘Romeo Done-Welcome to Liverpool’ is a disgrace and I’m glad it’s all about to blow up in our faces.

Beef Strogs going through TLW transfer archives quoting all Scott’s positive posts.

For Telecoms manager read club’s official supplier of KFC.

They could be as there’s clearly a working relationship between the clubs but I think it’s as simple as this. Romeo Lavia is worth £40m to Southampton next season if City re-sign him. If they sell him this season he’s worth £48m to them as they will have to give 20% of that fee to City. So maybe they figure a few extra million on top is due consideration seeing as they have what I assume are assurances from City that they’ll come in next season. Liverpool will know this but we’re trying to be clever bollocks and get a good deal.

I imagine all this ITK bull is usually people who work at Anfield and have certain roles to carry out when a player is being signed hence the ‘I can’t tell you who but..’ I remember David Johnson was the legend on our stadium tour and he was telling us some transfer stuff he’d heard on the grapevine and it was fairly obvious the players are as clueless as the rest of us. So why would the guy who polishes the leaning spots at Melwood know Jack shit?

You make it sound like it will end like this when he inevitably turns to shit and he starts leaking changing room gossip to the rags.

Saw a nice little flurry of tweets about Klopp having more control than ever over transfer business today. It’s almost like they’re preparing some kind of line of damage limitation for FSG. Personally I don’t care who is to blame, even if we go get Lavia, another midfielder and a defender this window has been shambolic to get to the stage where we are discussing Jones or Mac Allister as our starting defensive midfielder.

I’m sure Shakespeare was banging on about Cuckolding in one of his novellas.

What happened Tone? Were you a spectator at your own wedding night or something?