Garrincha

It's all about Alan Partridge in Alpha Papa..........it's starting.

If she hasn't seen it already i'd recommend Dusk Till Dawn. Your girl will be quietly moist for George Clooney, while you get to sit through Selma Hayek's titty twister bar scene. It's also got one of the best lines uttered in movie history by Juliette lewis "Richie, would you do me a favour and eat my pussy for me... please?" what more could you possibly ask for....

People that wear gigantic shirt collars, i'd understand if they had the cervical vertebrae of a giraffe and needed to cover up their neck to the harsh european climate...... but they have human necks. They also walk in a very peculiar way, next time you notice one observe how they glide effortlessly across the floor as if they're walking on air. I don't trust them, i'm convinced if you stand in the bog with one you'll look back in the mirror and see only your reflection.