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Fabulous goal. Sign this Colombian kid up.

People saying that we should get rid off him are mad. We'll never replace him. I'd keep the crazy bastard for the rest of his career. He was good as gold with us last season. Goes to South America and suddenly starts biting opponents. He'll be a good lad once he's back at Anfield.

Ok, if there are genuine bite marks then he should just claim to be insane. Or have a biting fetish for chaps in blue football shirts.

Might have to do with Chiellini elbowing him in the face immediately after the 'bite'.

To be impartial, it looked like an attempted headbutt. No camera angle conclusively shows a bite.

Can he plead guilty on grounds of diminished responsibility?

That fella in the camper van was offered two different places by the council but chose to stay in the camper van? I know everyone wants to have their perfect home but if you're in a desperate situation then you'd think taking any decent home in your borough would be preferable to remaining homeless, especially if you have a family. Councils need to stop indulging people who keep refusing properties just to get their dream home. If you want to be choosy about where you want to live then go private and stop messing the council around.

Nice bit of German cuntness from their manager there.

Ghana are good but a bit greedy and brainless in attack. They could and shouldve won this.

Greedy prick, would've been 3-1 had he squared it.

The FA need to chop Woy and the new manager needs to overhaul this team. Get rid off Lampard, Gerrard, Rooney, and completely boot out Wellbeck (FFS how does he get into the team?!?), Milner, Jones, Smalling and all the other shit players Hodgson likes. Build a team around the youngsters like Shaw, Sterling, Barkley, Lallana, Henderson, Oxlaide-Chamberlain etc. and give them 4 years playing regularly together in the same team and England will be a lot better prepared for the next world cup.

Haha Woy still can't bring himself to say Suarez is world class...

Feel for Stevie, he's going to get hammered by the fans and media.

It just had to be! Luis punishes Jagielka again.

England players really don't like singing the anthem do they? Looks like Zlatan having a bit barney in the crowd.

Why not? We snagged Luis Suarez during those lean years, I'm sure we could have got Shaqiri too.

Good news if it the rumour of us going for Shaqiri is true. He was brilliant at Basel and really thought we should have signed him then, would've been cheaper too.

Theirry Henry - "I know Clarence (Seedorf) is a lover of guys..." I had no idea...

Bye Spain. Del Bosque will rightly get the sack, his selections were arrogant and stupid and he's responsible for this disaster.

He's been crap. Not as bad as Phil Neville but still pretty shit.

Haha Busquet's, couldn't happen to a bigger cunt.

Haha, donkey what a miss. Spain must rue the day they naturalised this guy.

He's always got away with it being all silky and shit. But he's bad as any diver/cheater out there. Alonso off, should take that donkey Costa off too.

Alonso has been absolutely terrible, Murphy has actually gone easy on him! Shocking performance from the bearded genius, I'd get him off asap.

Haha Spain going home now. Shit from Xabi again and then Casilias.