Bjornebye

1 minute ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

 

She's always done it, but since she went back full time in January we agreed to split the household stuff a bit more evenly although I don't seem to be able to do anything correctly!

 

It's like full metal jacket. MA'AM, THE HUDBAND BELIEVES THAT ANY HOUSEHOLD CHORE HE DOES WILL BE WRONG

Every time she moans just get your cock out and shout “this is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine” 

Pretend cleaning when she’s in a mood. Why do they do that? Move stuff pretend to wipe and stamp around. She wanted to finish some series on the telly yesterday and I said no the golfs on watch it upstairs or on your iPad. I’m now in the doghouse she got up before me, took the dog out now she’s back in hadn’t spoken to me and is just moving and wiping stuff in the kitchen that’s spotless because I always clean as I cook. I’m not breaking the silence she can go and fuck herself. Weird bastards. I hate drawn out arguments or moodiness. Have it done there and then and it’s done, kapish 

Just now, Lurtz said:

 

My mum went to Majorca years ago and told everyone she flew in an F1-11

 

Here's an F1-11 and a BAC 1-11. You can see there are some slight differences. 

 

 

 

I’d spend the rest of my life saying “Talk to me Goose” every time she speaks 

When your dog knows that 7am is the new 03:15,04:20,04:22,05:10 ….. 

A year of the cunt waking us up scratching at the bedroom door. Went from “aww cuddle right bed now go on” to “fuck off Nobhead” quite quick. Now it’s a struggle getting the little arsehole to come down for breakfast. 

2 hours ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Not that I’m arsed, but at no point does he suggest people inject anything. RP is right.

 

Here are Trump’s full comments:

"A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So, supposedly we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light. And I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that, too. Sounds interesting, right?

 

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."

 

 

And the bleach? 

34 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Yeah, fuck off with your facts.

 

Fuck the shit covid narrative that ruined lives all over the planet too.

You deluded weirdo 

@Red Phoenix fuck off 

2 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Telling people that chose not to get an experimental vaccine (no good long term health studies possible at that stage so yes it was experimental) that they faced a winter of severe illness and death for themselves and their families. One of the most docile fucking things I've ever known a president say. He didn't even stop to think about all of the people that'd had covid either and didn't get a vaccine who were probably as well as or even more protected than people who'd had one.

 

A lot of people that chose not to get a vaccine were under a lot of stress and had dealt with enough scapegoating crap by that point, to read that from the president of the US was fucking stupid.

 

If you think caring about people was his main focus and not scapegoating, we're talking about a guy known for lying throughout his career and who's just spent most of the last year aiding a genocide, so don't be so sure.

 

Glad he's not getting a 2nd term.

He suggested they drink bleach! I wish they’d all listened 

It should be Michelle Obama. 

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

He can go in the summer.

Might come back 

12 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Any word on Harris's running mate?

Can’t you guess who it is yet? 

16 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

A little respect, please 

Hahaha 

45 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

https://x.com/TheGuideLpool/status/1814768535886827821

To be fair The Guide are boss. 

47 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You didnt complain when you wore that uniform last time.

Yeah but I was mid 30s then and game. 

2 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

If you say so.

I did 

58 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

Well whoever is suggesting that is a moron, since he renounced his citizenship some time ago.

Hi moron 

3 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Arguably your best post on here 

36 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Any idea what pub it was?

No idea. Sounds like I’m lying here doesn’t it. I’m not. I know you’ll try and defend your beloveds but I saw it and it’s usual for them. 
 

24 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Where did you see that? I know a few people who were there and I was in the town before/after the game & not seen anything. Not Kerrydale St was it?

 

The city centre was swarming with smelly manc cunts yesterday, it was grim.

Hate to say it but twitter. Looked like a few scrotes decided to attack a pub full of mancs baldies and got legged. 

5 hours ago, Mook said:

E.T.

 

Just watched it with the kids, not for the first time. 9.5/10

E.T is one of about 5 films that are over a 10 out of 10. Glad the kids love it mate 

1 hour ago, redheart said:

Twisters......some nice action but a terrible script, poor acting and lots of Merica!

 

I spent much of the time wondering what I had seen the main actress in. When I got home I checked IMDB and realised that I that I had not seen here in anything and that she must just look like someone else. That's the impact  that this film had

Daisy Edgar Bjornebye? You must follow me on instagram. 4 years going strong 

2 hours ago, Jurgen Knows said:

No. Not if he doesn’t participate in or support genocide. 
 

I re-qoute in case you missed it the first time:

 

 

One Israeli football player, Shon Weissman asked: “Why haven’t 200 tonnes of bombs already been dropped on Gaza?”. He's in the Israeli air force.

His teammate Tomer Yosefi said on Instagram: “We’ll erase Gaza permanently”.

Even the Israeli women’s team put together a montage where they switch back and forth between their Israeli army uniforms and football jerseys. The message is clear: we are not just football players, but soldiers, and proud of it.

Kimmich and Guehi. 
 

Thank me later 

17 minutes ago, an tha said:

 

When you start arguing with yourself you have gone full TLW.

 

Nice work.

 

Hahahahaha ffs @Smell The Glove

2 minutes ago, Code said:

Ødegaard is a better midfielder than Trent, but Trent is a better fullback than Ødegaard. 
 

But you can play in midfield for any club in the World without being as good as Ødegaard. 

Odegaard is world class. I’d take him over any other player in the league. Only because De Bruyne is getting on obviously 

Stinks of USA in here 
 

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

That post has made me hungry. Maybe a bit horny too?

I was about 8 years old you fucking nonce