BONES

Is that tomorrows Daily Mail headline?

Ahh bollocks I'm going to have to take the bait and ask whats the other 4 letter word beginning with r?

2011! I'll take that as thats as up to date as I've been since the early 90's. Anyway a man has a right to lurk, although I prefer loiter!

Well thanks Dave managed to get to page two of this thread before you introduced the embarrassing "don't be mean to the new gimps" defence. Well fuck it I'm not too bothered about being mocked on the internet so here is my new gimp resume. 1- I'm 38 and I'm located in my kitchen. 2- I found this place on my computer inbetween porn and the wife's facebook rubbish. Well ok, inbetween porn and I'll admit it rawk which I know won't be popular due to the pathological hatred of all things rawk on here! All I will say is I will not be posting much as more often than not when I read a thread (from the beginning cos I'm an anal cunt) whatever I was going to say gets said by someone else, so I tend not to bother.

I'd shit up her cunt! Too far??!

exercise does help although not suggesting anything more than walking slowly! I got my worst bout of it after jumping down from lorry at work. Off work for 3 weeks taking dimazepan led to falling asleep in my dinner at a wedding after excessive alcohol whilst watching 2006 cup final. Bloody great day but missus was not happy! Socks are the killer though, makes you realise just how far away your feet really are!!