Scottish Steve

Aye? He speaks really highly of you...

Come on. Harsh on dudek that. When he first joined he did alright. I can remember being behind the goal at Pride Park in December 2001 when his penalty save preserved a one-nil victory and we went top of the league. Once he lost it, though, he was dodgy as fuck...

He'll be fucked by 27. This generation's Norman Whiteside.

He's a late developer who'd surely offer us something we don't really have right now, the ability to ping 40 yard diagonal passes out to the wing. He came on at Hampden for Scotland v Spain and at times he out-Alonsoed Alonso. Sell Poulsen and go up to 6.5m for him.

Even the Celtic ones are questionable. I still remember those fans rubbing our noses in it when they won at Anfield in 2003. Didn't see much evidence for the 'special relationship' then. Big fight in front of me in the Lower centenary. Weedgie knobheads.

Man City for the league, then we regroup and go for number 19 next season. Sweet as.