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People (usually women) who run in the office. JUST. FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. Unless there's a fire or a bomb scare, under no circumstances should this happen. This really grinds my gears.

Possibly, although I think the difference here is that these guys were private contractors and, in theory, not taking their orders from the US government. But yeah, I agree with your wider point (i.e. how the fuck is Dick Cheney not in front of a tribunal somewhere).

That would be a resounding yes.

Did I just see Johnson listed? Well fuck me sideways with a telegraph pole.

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Johnson has actually got worse since I last saw him.

And Smith says it "could" have been a straight red. Wonder what he'd say if Ramsey was on the end of a tackle like that.

He's equally shit for both of us.

Mason you bent baldy cunt.

I just put 1e on their keeper being MOTM.

He's back with a bong tonight.

Today I'm going to be Tony Manero: Let's spunk in their big hairy pussy.

Can can't play. Or can he?

I think having a major at the same venue every year adds to its allure, especially one with the history and beauty of Augusta. Players who initially struggle go out and reshape their swings and games to better handle the test.

Spieth totally deserved the win as he held up brilliantly under pressure and never once looked in danger, which is great credit to him. However, from what I saw of the action (which was most of it), he got four or five very nice bits of fortune which made it easier than it may otherwise have been. For example, a bounce out from the trees (on 13 I think), a sideways hop over a bunker into three feet for a tap in birdie (on the 9th on either Friday or Saturday).

So is his wife.

Bad result today. As bad as City are, we're not catching them I don't think.

I'd prefer to have anal sex with her.

Repped Mook for his 24/7 obsession with all things KP.

Is that just body paint?

He already has apparently. I heard a story that she gave him head once in a public toilet. May or may not be true.

Quim.

He'll probably shoot two 71s over the weekend and win by about four.

Can you put Monty on ignore?

Spieth will have this thing won by this evening at this rate. I've nothing against him but in the interests of my weekend viewing I hope his throws in a few doubles soon.