bouncebrigade

Why does nobody ever mention John Higgins offering to throw games for hundreds of thousands of pounds? I like Higgins because of how he plays and he seems like a good lad in general but surely offering to throw games is worse for the sport than anything any of the aforementioned "twats" have ever done.

Really? He's a big Liverpool fan. Loved Rafa, hated Houllier.

Suarez was shite last night and very annoying. I like the guy but that's pretty undeniable I would have thought.

You're undoubtedly correct but the thought of Messi vs. Ronaldo on the biggest (or second biggest) stage of all gives me a little sex wee.

I know you, Tony. And I know you can do a lot, lot better than that.

I partially agree with you, although no shots on target tells a different story.

Give it a rest you fucking tiresome mong.

What is par?

Now we know what was in the envelope.

Quantitative easing?

Ronaldo's stepovers are a load of cunt.

Never backed him. Raging.

Anyone who says Murphy is a cunt is just plain wrong. Nonetheless, I'm glad Bingham won it.

Would you ride her?

You got all that from a banner?

The Greek Finance Minister is giving Shaun Murphy a good game.

Basically you're a caaaaannnnnttt.

I hate Ferdinand as a player but I totally 100% empathise with him as a human being.

That's fucking horrible. Many commiserations.

Quim.

"Sink the pink and you can have a go on these."

You're beyond saving, you.

Read you like a book.

What you clearly said was that you wouldn't let Bingham wank you off in a month of Sundays but you might consider Trump if you had six pints in you.

NEWSFLASH: PEOPLE DON'T FOLLOW SNOOKER BECAUSE OF HOW THE PLAYERS LOOK. THAT IS ALL.