Tommy 2 Tellies

i'm a film expert and the last film i watched was bedknobs and broomsticks 6/10 football scene was too far fetched

I'm a music expert and it is without doubt deeply dippy - right said fred

I'm an expert on Liverpool. The best player i ever seen was roger hunt. but he wasn't shit. I did like him. We had a saying back then: It's not the size of your cock that counts; But Roger Hunt.

I am an expert in the field of visual media. us experts have a saying : It's not the size of your blu ray player that counts but can it play on a black and white telly hope that puts an end to this debate. thanks

I am an expert in such matters and here is my advice: Phone the number of the phone you sold. If a woman answers say "did you buy this phone on e-bay?" if she says 'yes' - then i reckon she has received it and she has ripped you off. hope that helps

I am an expert. Follow this advice and you wont go far wrong. .....Press the 'on/off' button. This will almost certainly turn your pc off. When the pictures and stuff go off and your telly bit goes black then that means it is DEFINITELY off. Put the kettle on. Go to bed. No more bad things can happen. Hope that helps. Goodnight, sleep tight.

Take one of your English pound notes. Visit your friendly bookmaker. Ask for odds on aforementioned youngster to break into England World Cup squad. Turn your one pound into lots of one pounds by May/June. Negatives: May not get into LFC team, May not be as good as we think = 1 pound down the drain Positives: He is good, young, athletic (6'3"). Can play all across back 4, competition for back up players is almost non existent (bridge, brown, upson, lescott, cahill) = lots of pounds in the summer to spend on things that will make you happy.