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29 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Double que?

The best thing to ever come out of this forum.

Even Code and Stringvest get a mention.

Paddyberger at the forefront of beheadings long before Isis.

18 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Whilst that is probably correct, when he's so fucked that he needs to be substituted after 60 odd minutes of every game he starts for us, then an ultimatum should be issued: pack the international shite in or start looking for another club.

He should pack in his Liverpool career.

He was one of England’s best players in the WC.  He's played better for England than us in recent times.

It also makes watching England more palatable when he plays.

9 minutes ago, No7 said:

Hypothetically would people have preferred to replace Ox and Naby last summer with players that were attainable (Paulinha and Phillips) but significantly worse than Bellingham if the net result was no Bellingham this summer?

No fucker was taking them off our hands for a price we wanted if anything so we were stuck with them on huge wages. What Phillips are you on about Kalvin?

3 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

*No wonder, you imbecile. Not "Know wonder". Christ. .

haha you tit that was edited.
 

Get down the gym you jock strap sniffing loon.

6 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

That makes no sense. Like your 50 posts in every match threads instead of actually watching games. 

It didn’t make sense you posting on a public forum about stalking some random woman at a gym. No wonder you fucked off for a while you were probably put on a list. 
 

3 minutes ago, DaveT said:

The problem with the bench this season has been the ridiculous injury list. First game of the season, we were without Jota, Konate, Keita, Oxlade, Jones and Thiago got injured. Even last night, we had the most players available so far this season and were  still without Thiago, Diaz, Henderson and Bajcetic, three of whom would have been definite starters. Why we have so many injuries is debated in full elsewhere.

I notice Ten Hag is talking about Arsenal’s lack of injuries this season and bemoaning his own situation- which is nowhere near as fire as ours has been. We had virtually no midfielders for a lengthy spell and hardly any attackers for a while.

Near everyone of those players you can call a sicknote now. Expecting them to be fit is more of a surprise.

We were ok injury wise last season swings and roundabouts trimming your squad of players that could offer something is probably not the best move and one we should have learned from a couple of years ago when we finished 3rd.  Saying that the home grown crap is an issue as well.

3 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

The mental gymnastics there. 

Up there with your gym stalking, nearly.

Nunez replaced Mane, Gakpo bought because Diaz was fucked for the season and is likely to be Firmino’s replacement if anything.  He’s been here a couple on months. Neither were replacements for Minamino or Origi.  If anything Carvalho was Minamino’s replacement but he’s just a kid. 
 

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Replacing players like Taki,Shaq and Origi would be a start. Our bench has been appalling many times this season. 

Is right, people were gagging to get rid of those three but all offered something we no longer have off the bench.

The only players I'd keep would be Alisson, Konate, Tsimikas, Trent (yeah I know), Nunez, Gakpo, Diaz, Youngsters not including Jones, plus VVD, Robertson and Kelleher unless someone offered stupid money for them.  The others sell over the next 2/3 years sadly they can't all be fucked off in the Summer.

I'd keep Milner as well.

4 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

I have no idea what he was doing before Ali made that world class save from Vinicius. When Kroos crossed the ball he was actually in a perfect position behind Rudiger (I think) but for some fucking reason he takes a few steps forward leaving him on his own. Worse than school boy defending. 

 

He was simply a lazy fucking ball watching cunt for their goal. Simple as that.

I wonder how many points he's cost us this season. 

We were that shit last night I didn't even notice him.

I’m more worried the Manager keeps playing the joker.  A whole season of shit performances and he’s still picked every game. Anyone of Gomez, Milner and Henderson are better at rightback at this point.

1 minute ago, Red Shift said:

Waiting for Jurgen post.

There was almost an argument between Ferdinand and Owen. To his credit, Owen was being positive about our chances of still getting Bellingham. Talking up Diaz, Nunez, Gakpo for the future.

I like Owen nowadays. Was pissed when the little fucker left us for a pittance mind.

3 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

I am now concerned.

 

No need to be concerned

14 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

It's not really like the walking dead though is it where they just fight a load of zombies and repeat.

No, this is about a minute of action per episode bar the last one which had a few minutes and the rest is dull as fuck.

1 minute ago, Red Shift said:

Ferdinand is a dick. An absolute dick. Just shut the fuck up.

You're still watching that shit.  Glutton for punishment.

Camavinga is a superb player.

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 

Felt like a rub on the head to be honest. Fuck them (I hope they twat City everywhere) 

Yep.

I'm blaming Red Phoenix

@Pureblood

Has quiver lip learnt a new phrase.  Cunt.

@aRdja

How far we've fallen

Shit.  Tucked up by Ancelotti once again.