Herp McDerp

On 07/11/2022 at 01:28, Kevin D said:

Ordinarily, there'd be a poll here, but our fearless leader fucked this forum up good so that's not one of the functions anymore.

 

It's a simple question, really.

 

Do you want to City smash their way to 90p and dominate the league without us their to press them, or do you want Arsenal to do them and win the title?

Hadn't checked in in almost two years, good to see not much has changed round these parts.

Also Arsenal fans can go fuck themselves with the wrong end of a porcupine the cunts, they along with the rest of the league were cheering City on when we won it and again last year. City every day of the week for me.

1. Seeing stuff like this and having a giggle at the dumb cunt's expense rather than getting wound up.

2. Spending five minutes trying to remember how the hell you upvote a comment before giving up because it's too confusing.

On 25/03/2021 at 00:38, redheart said:

Are you suggesting that you support Aimee Challenor?

 

Great choice of campaign manager and boyfriend.

 

Yeah, I support someone I've referred to as a cunt, brilliant deduction there.

On 25/03/2021 at 00:33, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

You said you wouldn't suck lady-penis, you transphobe.

Stick to fisting puppies while wanking yourself off to Palestinians being shot mate, this whole "moral outrage" thing doesn't suit you.

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

He's 21? Must have had the same paper round as Yakubu.

6 minutes ago, SasaS said:

What did I do?

Engaged in Daily Mail reader/commenter-esque behaviour on this here very thread.

On 22/03/2021 at 05:30, Bjornebye said:

Why would anyone call themselves super straight or is that another thing the "anti woke" media who are trying to divide people further have invented? 

Regardless of how it started once 4chan got their grotty little fingers into it there was zero chance that it wouldn't devolve into another one of their hate riddled shitfests, and that's exactly what had started happening before that community was shut down on reddit. And as for SD, rico & SasaS, they're this thread's the equivalent of the Daily Mail reading Brexit pensioners who you'd see ranting and raving about taking back their country on TV, spouting all the usual drivel about the country going to the dogs and how they're the only ones that can see it happening, worlds going mad, 'most people' agreeing with them etc.

I sit here with bated breath awaiting @Rico1304's hot take on the clusterfuck involving reddit and Aimee Challenor once he gets around to reading about it on one of his anti-woke/alt-right/white supremacy lite/anti-penis feminist twitter feeds he follows. I'm certain he won't end up focusing solely on which changing room the cunt at the centre of this scandal uses.

3 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Two more today so just the 34 goals in 36 games for Haaland this season. All pie in the sky for obvious oil-related reasons, but have to laugh at the idea touted a few times on here that he wouldn’t be suited to playing for us. Ridiculously talented kid.  Call me insane, but I reckon Jurgen would find a role for him. 

There were a few pearl clutching nuggets on here who "coldn't believe that someone would want to sell Salah" when I mentioned that I wouldn't be averse to cashing in on Salah if it meant we were able to land this kid. He's a freak and whichever club lands him will be set in the center forward department for the next 10 years at least.

21 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Their seven day average for cases is...11.

 

And it has been that way since about the middle of last September.

We've had 4 locally acquired cases over the past week, the rest have been international arrivals in hotel quarantine which count towards our positive case tally but aren't too much of a worry for the general public. 

Just now, Tj hooker said:

All 3 would definitely get a game Dua Mum and sister the Dad not so much 

Homophobe

27 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I wonder if he will answer tomorrow when I ring him and ask him why he's such a racist horrible cunt? 

Might help your cause if you were to identify as one Mislav Orsic for the duration of the call.

24 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Spurs currently trying to fuck up their Europa League campaign. They’ve thrown away a two goal lead with five minutes left and Sir Harold of Kane has just had a header cleared off the line.

Useless twats. Wonder what would happen if Spurs and Everton were to contest a European final? Both teams can't bottle it so presumably one of them would win the shoot out 1-0.

17 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Chelsea, Villa, Everton etc all still have to play City again, and we dont. So thats 3 points made up. It'll take a bit of good luck and for us to stop losing every home game, but its possible.

We play Arsenal, Leeds and United away, and Villa at Anfield over the next five games before a run of 'easier' games to see out the season.

Chelsea on the other hand have a few bankers coming up but finish the season with the below six fixtures, if they're not well ahead of the chasing pack by then I can see them tumbling down the table. I reckon West Ham may just pull it off given their relatively easy fixture list.

11 hours ago, DJLJ said:

Zlatan has been recalled to the Swedish national squad for 3 games. The answer from Zlatan:

 

Fucking hell. 

He'll probably be their best player across those games.

19 minutes ago, suzy said:

Not many posts in this thread! Guess we’re all so looking forward to it!

The seasons gone. Get over it.

23 hours ago, stringvest said:

There is an element of that, but I can admire unspectacular players who are in there to put the hard yards in.  We had a good few of those in our most successful period.  I just didn’t think Henderson was that good for most of his time here.  He wasn’t.  All I’m doing is acknowledging he’s become a much better player in the last 3 years and was an important part of our recent success.  

Good to see you've finally come around re Kuyt.

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Absolute 100 percent must win. Nothing to do with top 4 but psychologically we can not drop points again straight after the optimism of Leipzeig.  

I've lost count of the number of "100% must wins" we've had over the past three months.

10 hours ago, Liverpool lad said:

People who come out with utter fucking shite and hide behind the phrase 'just saying'. They always add that at the end as a get out

 

Add to that the same shit houses who get pulled on it and don't realise that adding 'just saying' to the end does not mean that their views were not heard and acted upon 

Lighten up, it's just a joke.

15 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Replaying god of war. Its a hell of a game. Second play brought I'm paying more attention to the relationship between the characters wheres first time I just ploughed through it.

Give the valkryies a go in GMGOW difficulty if you fancy buying a new controller and TV.

1 minute ago, Chip Butty said:

Hate to say it, but even if we went perfect till the end of the season, I'm still not feeling it. 

 

 

Looks like we'll just have to win the European cup, to give us something to natter about in the summer. 

10 more wins would see us finishing on 73 points, that would pretty much guarantee a CL spot I think. I doubt we'll win more than half of our remaining matches however.

41 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I mean though does he mean prime iniesta or the fella who's playing in some random chump league? If you're talking today, there's no comparison. The same can be said of their respective primes. Which is why I don't really get what he's saying. He can't possibly be saying would you have Fernandes over a prime iniesta? 

He is but it looks like hes taking the piss 

https://twitter.com/keydowsky/status/1370746804405407744?s=20

Fuck me dead, the Arse are now just the two points behind us.

I'd quite like the Saints to go down next year. Have never borne any I'll will towards them before but their form since beating us is a constant reminder of just how shit weve been recently.

7 minutes ago, Remmie said:

How does it know where your rusty sheriff's badge is and what the correct trajectory is? Has it got some kind of tracking mechanism? 

Controls are on the side of the toilet bowl. You can adjust the location, power, temperature and even oscillation of the water jet. It's some star trek level shit.