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That was miles off but yet technology (edit bellends looking at a tv) manage to take an eternity to check

Boooooooo

Remember avoiding relegation is much bigger than any trophy

A Bournemouth and Newcastle win tonight and spurs and United to both lose is that the order of preferred results tonight??

Hahaha, joe and Carlton Cole crying over the non award of a pen. makes it all the sweeter

Over seeing five on the trot in his first five

Jooooo elllllll

We’ve fuck all width

Gakpo what a hit

Something to masturbate to at the very least

Technically it is in both City and Arsenals hands city have 70pts with 8 games Arsenal have 75 pts with 6 games if city win all 8, they win the league (with 94pts) as arsenal can only get a max of 90 pts if arsenal win all their games they get 93 pts and city can only get a max of 91 pts if they draw next week arsenal can get 91 pts and city can get 92 pts the result tonight swings the odds towards city, arsenal still have points on the board though

Fuck em, the fact that their plastic fan base were leaving the stadium with 10 minutes to go says they don’t deserve to win. You’re fighting for a title against a state owned nation, ahead on points, and you can’t even summon the energy to support the team to try and get a result (especially after they did something similar against Bournemouth) when you’re playing the worst team in the division. pathetic fans. City will put four past them at least on Wednesday

Something definitely needs to be done about those types of challenges- Kane does it all the time. land wrong and that’s paralysis, we shouldn’t wait until it goes wrong

Pffff hahahahs

The Sevilla midfielder Fernando looks about 50

The refs had a shocker there

I can’t believe that the elite level manager Frank Lampard has overseen 4 consecutive losses in his first 4 games in charge Borglum must be thinking he got the wrong Frank

2 OG’s as well hate to see it, you really do

Mwahahaha

And the FA had the balls to appeal the length of ban given to mitrovic. Considering it was a bank holiday on Monday, they’ve managed to fast track this through very quick Ranks well and truly drawn

Glenn Hoddle… if Chelsea get an early goal at Stamford bridge after 5 minutes then who knows. they haven’t scored for more than 5 hours Glenn it’ll hardly be hostile either

Imagine booing your own player who comes back on loan stay classy you blue moon warbling orcs

Both would be good

I know some of you will struggle to believe this, but there’s what appears to be a few empty seats at the etihad tonight

Thought this was a pisstake, but Beohly really is a clueless fucker