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Big Ibou channeling the ghost of Big Joel.

I wouldn't advise him to.

Is Endo wearing a mouthguard??

Curtis playing well but Harvey the standout.

Massive changes in his role evidenced in that video.

Apparently they were gonna score 100 goals between them if you listen to the pod. Gonna be a lot more of a sober one this time.

Our forwards are dog shit. Nunez brain-dead, Gakpo just meh, Diaz gone off the reservation, Mo pretty much a one trick pony now whose powderpuff shots are really starting to grind. Szobozlai though,wtf?? What has happened to him? He's Ben fucking dreadful for months now. We have zero chance of winning the league and at this rate I'd say we'll finish way behind city.

Put Harvey on and bin Nunez, put Mo up front.

Well that was fucking shit.

Needs a drastic change here.

Dom is a huge worry. Hes been average at best for some time.

Tidy finish in fairness

That pitch is like a ploughed field.

Suppose it is a Blank Space.

Just a chiseled jaw line resplendent in 5 O Clock shadow. Magnificent.

I reckon Phil Foden could be the missing link. Evolutionary speaking.

Just fucking launch it.

Villa look quite good. Giving City a real hammering (without scoring)

How far behind is Amazon?

Gakpo better from the left but not by much.

Why do we make it so fucking hard for ourselves. Its like a bizarre addiction.

Diaz and Gakpo been really really poor. And Dom.

Gakpo has been entirely invisible.

Need 2 more goals here.

Dom, what's happened there. Looks like maybe Fabinho left him his Toby Carvery discount card.