CharleyKnight

Oh dear another nerd letting out his repressed memories of being bullied in gym class at the proverbial "jock". Classic example of a key board Ninja you mate.

Hows the no smoking going?

Ruthless bellends on here honestly. If anyone speaks out against Star Wars/Trk, Battlestar Gallactica or World of War Craft then the dorks spit their dummy out and that person is villified. "No you can't say that about Indiana Jones, Lucas and Spielberg spent £70million marketing it alone and £50 on the set, it must be good. NGLAVEN!" Fuckin whoppers.

I come on here to escape from social networking sites where people rate you or dis you and ultimately destroy your confidence. What the fuck is going on on here now? Next there will be a dating section. As regards to das gym, unfortunately I had another Op on my back yesterday so I'm out for a week or so, I'll let you know when I'm back on the guido scene.

I've not been on here for a while, mainly because I want to glass the vast majority of you, however I digress. Since my return, I have noticed some uber gay, myspaceesque rating system next to the posters name? What is it? And also what does "Negged" mean. You must excuse my ignorance, I speak fluent English and Greek, but didn't attend the "Dork" language lessons at school. Could someone clear this up for me please. Peace.

Makes me laugh this. I say it's shit and everyone calls me the anti Christ, someone else agree then you all jump on the band wagon. Your a bunch of fickle bellends. For those of you who haven't seen it, seriously don't get your hopes up. I agree with the comment "its not Bourne etc", yeh its not, but thats is no excuse for the over priced pile of horse spunk that they Lucas and Spielberg have thrown out here. It is truly dire.

So.. its been a day, have any of you seen it yet? Did you hate it as much as me? Are you as gutted as me? Thoughts?

It' shit. End of. A lot of folk on here are going to be very dissapointed. But let me leave you with this. I was like you yesterday. I so wanted it to be great, I had been looking forward to it from the day I heard it was being made and practically pissed my pants with excitment when my mate said I could get an advanced preview. Fast forward a day later and I am devastated, unable to comprehend the load of shite I saw the night before. I can truly say, I would have walked out of there had I paid for my ticket. I kept looking at my girlfriend and my mates throughout the film in dis belief, is it actually that bad? Yes it is my friends, and they knew it. So kid yourselves all you want, go in open minded, but your dreams and aspirations will be shattered.

I know, I just never understand why a bird would need to cross the road espescially when it can just as easily fly over. Mad world.

Go see it and bow to me. A womans period makes more sense than this film.

Fair play, but admit it, the end was fuckin ridiculous.

Let's reconvene at your Mums house, no worries, I know where it is. See you at 5!

Just see it, there's far fetched and there is this. I really want to tell you it to prove my point, but if you see it, you'll know what I mean. I can accept far fetched in a Holywood action film, but the end is fuckin ridiculous, Banner you know what I'm talking about, and you have to agree. It is ridiculous.

Are you on Drugs? So you didn't think the plot is far fetched? Not even when the fuckin monkeys helped Indy's son (oh I shouldn't have told you that, but to be fair you'll get onto it 10 minutes in, providing your not a retard) pointed them in the direction of the palace? THE FUCKIN MONKEYS? WHATS ALL THAT ABOUT???

Unfortunately my dear, my words are true. I cannot see how anyone can like this film in any way shape or form. I could go on, but see it for yourself and then you'll know how I feel at this moment in time.

I can honestly say I really wanted it to be good. I am a massive Indy fan since I was a kid. The Last Crusade was the first ever video I rented out as a nipper and I had all the kit - Fedora hat, suede jacket and all that as a nipper. To see this film and see how poor it is has gutted me. Just watch it and get back on here and tell me what you think. Alls I'm saying is, at the advanced preview last night, people walked out, people laughed at the script and, you know that awkward moment when the film ends and the credits started rolling, there was absolute silence until half the theatre started laughiing and openly ripping it. Someone even shouted "That was fuckin awful."

To be fair kids, I am fit. Not being arrogant or owt, but I have to be in the top 5 at least. Disagree? We'll have a pose off.

I went to see the new Indiana Jones film last night with a few mates as one of my mates is the manager of the Vue in Birko so we got advanced screenings. I am speachless. I will go as far as saying it is the worst fuckin film I have ever seen in my 23 years on this Earth. It was truly fuckin dire. It's hard to give a review without revealing the plot so all I will say is it's fuckin rushed, overpriced with one of the worst scripts ever written. Cate Blanchett's accent is fuckin terrible. She sounds like Borat but when she says "Dr. Jones" she sound's like Rigsby of Rising Damp. I am truly gutted at the poorness of this film. Like many 20 somethings, watching the Indiana Jones Trilogy as a kid was something special. They where a fuckin outstanding set of films (Temple of Doom was a bit poo like) but on a whole, they where iconic films. Considering Lucas and Speilberg are the two most influential, powerful and great film makers if our time and considering they had the budget of £90million and 19 years to write it, it is truly a disgrace. It honestly is and I'm proper gutted. Please ee it for yourself but be prepared to have your childhood memories destroyed.

Saw a video of him on Youtube. Looks good. YouTube - jefferson starship

Pardon? I apologise, I don't speak binary.

David Fairclough's Pubes!

You sweat off a babbons balls!

Cheers boss, I haven't been around since they introduced that fuckin stupid rating thing. TLW is turning into Myspace. Next they'll be having a daily "Hot Or Not" Poll. With pictures of half naked Stu Montagu Vs Red In Sweeden chopping logs or something like that!

Cheers kids. If you like him, join the fecking group then!

I've heard that these so called Pop Bands encourage Kid's to kille themselves. They need to be stopped. Untill these so called "suicide cult bands" are stopped (I'm talking about you Right Said Fred's and Dexy's Midnight Runners) who knows when the madness will end!