Come to think of it you guys are right. I've got a pink sweater in my wardrobe. I'm thinking of getting rid. I thought (naive as I was) that it was a good way of showing that I'm comfortable with my sexuality (yes hetero ffs)
How should I get rid? just bin it? nah, I'll have a ceremony where I shag the brains out of this bird, put fire to the sweater and let it burn to the tunes of Jimi Hendrix - Burning the midnight lamp.
Yes, I might just do that..