grazywalker

Good man. do me a favour and post when you are well gone and let's see what type of random posts you can come up with. I have to stop doing Saturday night posts as I just don't get them on Sunday.

Wow,that is just ace.I do't think I have ever fallen asleep in street.I can however tell you that when I was about 18 I was on holiday in Torrevieca area and we could not get a taxi anywhere and obviously not thinking straight we decided to walk back to our place. We still go there now and I decided to clock the mileage.It was and still is 14.3 km .Now doing that when drunk,add on the odd sway.We really should have just crashed under a tree and got bus in morning.It took us about 4 hours. But.... . My Brother in law is really good fun but give him whisky and he turns.This only ever happens with whisky(mental block.how do you spell this ?)

I am very similar when a few are inside me I tend to still be nice(although this is my opinion) and I have never gotten violent,I do however when very drunk just tend to get the stares and just turn into a sloping cartoon me.

You know,when you are having a few.How would you describe yourself as a drunk ? Example. Do you find that people say you become either funny,aggressive,creepy,argumentative or do you just stand there with a cheesy grin on your face? Do you truthfully feel you are a nicer person sober ? Do you prefer getting drunk to being drunk?.I enjoy the first few drinks when you are on your way but still quite sober.

Father of 2.Marries man.Watched France v Spain.Could not speak either language.could not walk in either Spanish or English.Met wife and kids aftwer game,split pint,tried to sweet talk waitress,went for loud swim,came back to apartment,snored,woke up 4.30 with hard on and wanted sex.GOT TOLD TO FOOK OFF. Is She wrong or what for not wanting me?

been on holiday for two weeks.fookin missed this place My LTLW issue is here ready.I will get rid of family tomorrow and read in peace in gym because I must have put on 8 pounds at least things you must say on hols. it's hot isn't it do you think you could live out here? it's a hotter sun If we had this weather back home would you come away? This is the life As you come of the plane"you can feel the heat " I know these are not funny but I am pissed so fook off. Do noy trust turtles apparantly some 18th century git died after an eagle thingy dropped one it was taking back for food on his head.Unlucky prick. night night.

I used to love animal magic when Derek Griffiths would be the voices of the animals . Great Stuff.Sod creature comforts this is where it is at.

Would you rather be an Otter called Potter or a badger called Bodger ?

Dave,I go on holiday Friday night to Spain and I just have to have it with me.I mean ,on holiday with a beer with TLW mag.Jeepers that is heaven(along with being with the wife and Kids of course) .What are the chances of getting it by Friday .It is paid on paypal already Ta.

It's my fault he has gone because I bought Dave's spanish t- shirt with him on it .that was the deal sealer.

Moreton ... 15 minutes until kids go to bed. YEESSSS.

Indeed.

Hello

I am 3/4 of way through book(I have even made work pay for it because I set up an incentive scheme involving stickers).However we have about 120 swapsies.Anyone else collecting who can swap with.Plus we need full book to go out on work paid ale up as a well done. Yes I know it may seem a liitle sad but HEY Not sure if this should be on general forum but is is related to footie.

There is no way she would have you trapsing to IKEA or B&Q when you want to get back and watch he game. "Fancy having a few beers and watch the game Kelly" "sure do grazy and when it's finished perhaps we could have sex and I will put my Liverpool kit on" "good idea Kell" WOW. Anyway got to go now the real wife is going the hairdressers and I have dress my son.....

Damn you count.I was doing really well convincing myself I was eating OK on a major pre holiday health kick. Damn you to hell (saying that you are probably going there already)

I fookin love Subway.I just wanted to let you know that. My choice today was steak and cheese and yesterdays was Italian BMT. Did you know that those odd bods that give you your buttie are called sandwich artists. As you where .

Some USA players names : Clint Dempsey - YESSSSSSSSS Damarcus Beasley - Getttt innnnnnn Taylor Twellman - Acceeee Pablo Mastroeni - Coooolll Eddie Pope - sure me drinks in my local.

drank loads of beer this afternoon and was full so rather than giv in made a drink of bacardi,whisky,tia maria,southern comfort,milk,sugar,left over easter egg and the kid's fruit drink. Will find out in the morning how good/bad it was IT IS HOWEVER WRONG I WAS DRINKING SUCH AS GAY DRINK.FORGIVE ME ALL PLEASE. G'night

Got my world cup footie sticker book and I do not want to ruin it but the names of the american players are just ace.The best way to describe them would be good american names.

Right then anything below 7% today is a no go.Super strength time it is.

In my mind he did. Bloody beer really messes with the brain cells. Sorry Paulio Maldini also a good name !!!.

I also saw some big fella with a Liverpool top on and on the back it read,"when you play a cissy team you need a cissy scarf".He had the pinkest scarf on ever.That wa very funny.

Alexander Del Piero What a fooking footballers name that is.You just know if somone has a name like that he is going to be a footballer.

Just had to say that as it has been in my head all day since someone said it today.Wanted to share it with you. Ta