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I've got a spare for the game against Man Utd. Send me a PM if interested. The ticket is for the Reds Bar in Lower Centenary Stand and match ticket in Lower Centenary Stand wing section.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/fotboll/championsleague/article809111.ab Glenn Hysèns "bet" in the Swedish paper Aftonbladet for the Chelsea - Rosenborg game backfired on him. Hysèn said that if Rosenborg got a point, he would crawl 120 km on his knees. Now Norwegian TV3 is paying for Hysèns trip to Trondheim for the Rosenborg - Schalke 04 game on the 3rd of October. Hysèn will then crawl from the players hotell to Lerkendal Stadium on his knees with the Rosenborg players watching. Not 120 km but at least about 3 km :thumbup:

According to Skysports.com and http://www.liverpool.no, Adam Hammill signed a new contract before going on loan to Southampton http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_2666846,00.html

Argentina - Chile in the U20 championship http://www.tsn.ca/soccer/news_story/?ID=214096&hubname=soccer Two Chilean players were ejected during the loss. The game was an ill-tempered affair with nine yellow cards - seven to Chile and two to Argentina - in addition to the two red cards. German referee Wolfgang Stark called 53 fouls - 30 against Chile. :no

And he scores...scores....scores Fernando Torres, Fernando Torres to the tune of Ring of Fire Fernando Torres, world of football at your feet show us the best of your Spanish beat Glad we found the money, to pay for your rent So we didn't end up with Keane & Bent to the tune of Lady Madonna

Cracking little player this Brazilian. Far too good for the Tippeliga and will probably be sold to a club in a bigger league sooner than later. Not all just kick and run in the Tippeliga :biggrin: http://www.fxt.no/tippeligaen/article1147267.ece http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Mf_fgTGFk&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqt3kAXgFtc&mode=related&search=

The answer to why Abramovich was absent from the game I guess.

From the Chelsea cheat guide......rule 1......no matter who touches you on the pitch.............. ....roll over, scream out in pain and fake an injury.

Josè knew how to bring the best out of the cheating prick Drogba JM: Hey Didier, you know, Frank just drank your last bottle of Cat-pizz shampoo. He thought it was a bottle of oliveoil. DD: NOOOOOOO not my lazt ze bottle of Cat-pizz.....NOOOOOO

Chelseas secret CL performance bonus JM: Stay down for 2 more minutes JM: Here Drogba is your £ 1000 performance bonus for the dive 2 minutes later in the game....................... DD: Josè, £ 1000 more no? JM: Christ, this guy is costing me a fortune.

"My crystal ball tells me we'll win it a sixth time, comprende senor God?"

Contestants battling out for the Annual Alan Stubbs impersonation award to the sound of Queens Spread your wings. PC: BWAAAAAARK AD: bwaaaark, damn your good Crouchie

Hey guys, Mongo's forehead is only this big PC: Yeah right, its this big.......you can land a plane on it AD: Yeah, this big at least

Look there he is......wonder why he sent me that SMS about going out for dinner this weekend? Hmm why is Masch looking at me like that? Fuck, there must be something I did since he was starring at me like that....what could it be.....what could it be Shite, now I remember. That's why my Ma did not reply to my dinner invitation.....must sort my phonebook out....not a good idea to save both under Ma to save space for all the girls.

"I did it just once, I did it just oooonce. With my right foot, I've scored only once"

Rafa spotted while installing the recharged Duracell batteries into Momo for the Chelsea game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nUFt0_RfVY

Already available on You Tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nUFt0_RfVY

No wonder Burdisso broke his nose after the punch Navarro landed.

According to http://www.fansfc.com: Liverpool win race for Arsenal & Real target Liverpool have won the race for Malaga's Pedro Alcala, according to reports. Liverpool scout Paco de Gracia has been instrumental in helping the Reds capture the 18-year-old centre back. Real Madrid were reluctant to pay compensation to Malaga, so have missed out. Also, only Malaga and Liverpool were ready to offer Alcala professional terms, which narrowed down his options further. Arsenal have been watching the player for some time, but have not matched Liverpool's offer. Anyone heard of this player before? Any truth in this rumour?

Fulhamplayer fainted in disgust during the Fulham - Man Utd game as Wes Brown couldn't wait until showertime to shag Christina Ronaldo

The missing paper finally found