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Why-aye! Freddie Shepherd here, just back from a double date with Wayne Rooney. Expensive! Any road, I can assure you that I've every confidence in all of you. For now. At least until the end of the day. This day. Did I say 'day'? I meant 'hour'. But I need pleasing. Quickly. By the way: we're playing in all white shirts if we lose one more match, because I no longer have faith in black stripes. And if we lose two more matches we'll have white shorts too - it's cheaper anyway. But we're all in this together. So Souey may have to be sacked.

Or a typographical error.

Hate the self-mythologising barcodes. Souey: 'Aye, they're the best fans in the land!' Souey: 'I'm afraid the fans are a bit fickle'. Souey: 'The fans here really know their football!' Souey: 'If the people who booed really understood football...' Self-deluded feckers the lot of them.

We need window stickers.

It's a badge of honour. Banned by Dunk.

I'm too slow. I end up replying to the wrong person. :$

I see that Genghis has rumbled some mischief-makers: 'Dunk U-19 Player Post#30923 Welcome to the forums if you're a genuine newcomer. We've had a few planks register today. Hopefully your stay will be a little long than theirs.' You do realise, don't you, that I will probably be liquidated by Gareth for this! :yes:

Do you remember those awful 'trick' ones from last season, such as the one when Gerrard and another would play a short one, get it back and be called offside? Embarrassing and maddening. Presumably there was some sort of plan behind the ones yesterday, but the execution was pretty poor.

Awright, that does it - you're banned an' all!

Perfect Vlad! :yes:

:lol: I guess I'll be deported soon. What a relief to be on a FANS' forum!

Hi mate. No, the last time I was on there the increasingly megalomaniacal DJ Sadney issued me with some sort of 'strike' or threat for arguing with a manc who posts on there every damn day. (I haven't forgotten the drink!)

Yes. And then someone would say, 'Oi, stop looking at my 5 million pounds and get out of this bank - oh yeah, and take that postal order for ten quid with you!'

That's because you're allowed to do whatever the hell you please there, you great daft dick. :tease:

It's hilarious. Informative too, of course, but some of the captions and oneliners are top class. Thank you!