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  1. Sugar Ape
    God?
  2. Sugar Ape
    I should have just called the thread ' overrated birds ' but, ah well. You live you learn.
  3. Sugar Ape
    Twats iPhones, mine keeps on turning Joe Cole into Joe Coke and Shit into Shot.
  4. Sugar Ape
    I'm guessing iPhone or you are drunk early?
  5. Sugar Ape
    We done this a few months ago and I claimed Hugh Hefner. Find your own geriatric horny legend please. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/101144-if-you-could-live-life-one-person.html
  6. Sugar Ape
    It's like you are in the pub with all your mates Sec, and they are all raving over the bar maid saying how fit she is, and you are looking at her thinking she is a dog. Apply that logic to famous birds.
  7. Sugar Ape
    At least he can comfort people who are about to kill themselves by informing them that, in fact, their isn't a heaven or any hope of salvation.
  8. Sugar Ape
    You will both be happy to know that I made him my captain instead of Aguero then I'm sure. Hope he gets a hat trick now.
  9. Sugar Ape
    Heart in the title. [YOUTUBE]n6P0SitRwy8[/YOUTUBE]
  10. Sugar Ape
    She looks like she should be working in Kirkby market after overdoing the sunbeds!
  11. Sugar Ape
    I might nickname you ' barrel of laughs. ' Because you are a funny guy.
  12. Sugar Ape
    Well movie stars could include the likes of Whoopi Goldberg. But yes, there are women most people say are fit who I wouldn't. See my opening post.
  13. Sugar Ape
    I may have been a tad facetious there Si.
  14. Sugar Ape
    That includes what you have just wrote, now run along ugly.
  15. Sugar Ape
    You can't get her pregnant if you pull out or have sex standing up.
  16. Sugar Ape
    I was with you there all the way to the G&T, but then I thought how could Alba give a girl a handjob?
  17. Sugar Ape
    Best of both worlds Bruce. Show a bit of imagination. She spouts filth in your ear whilst giving you a wank and then you finish in her mouth.
  18. Sugar Ape
    I'd like to think she would be uttering filth in your ear. I would splurt in her mouth as well.
  19. Sugar Ape
    There would be picture evidence Bruce.
  20. Sugar Ape
    Would you rather get a wank of Alba and you could tell everyone or a suck off her but you had to keep it to yourself?
  21. Sugar Ape
    Some of us are handsome men, unlike yourself, and therefore can turn clunge down knowing a better standard will be along soon.
  22. Sugar Ape
    Simon ride a bike? Lloyd Christmas springs to mind :
  23. Sugar Ape
    For my name is paddyberger15 and....
  24. Sugar Ape
    Month in the title. [YOUTUBE]wD7LNDLKfWY[/YOUTUBE]
  25. Sugar Ape
    He taps the covers and says......
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