AVEEZ

In the interests of fair play :tease: and by the very fact that he cant defend himself :whistle: - I felt a thread of 'Nooooos bashing' was in order :biggrin: So go on do your worst - with impunity as he cant so much as call you gay - well not this week anyway :lol:

reckon If I held the door open for another bird then slapped her arse on the way through.. It would be very odd indeedy.. but I'll try anything once!! :lol:

Todays Irk - people who start sentances with Basically! :angry:

doesnt something have to be funny to be a joke? :lol@:

or the cousin of a millionaire

Here here well said that man! :thumbup:

2 minu??? Is that similar to 2 minutes??? :whistle:

Jesus there is no helping some people!! :lol:

Move before it gets built and let some one else deal with it!!!

It would appear that Britain is suffering from a shortage of Sperm Donors :eek: Fertility experts are pushing :lol: for a recruitment drive among older men because of the lack of good quality sperm available :sick: I find this a bit difficult to swallow (if you will excuse the pun) I know plenty of wankers!!! Any do gooder / lentil munching / wankers on here, and looking at the thread on Tony Blair just now there are a fair few... should contact their local GP for details. :P

Dont fucking ring my house to sell me something I havent asked for... and really dont call if you cant speak English.

Oh, and GPs secretaries. If I wanted to discuss my symptoms with an unqualifed person in the waiting room I wouldn't book an appointment with the fecking GP

People who cant stick to the most basic of rules - yet have the tenacity to say they hate Stupid People... :whistle:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes me fucking rage... :wallbutt:

Ive noticed this morning that I actually get more visibly irked about the things that bother me only slightly: the more slightly they bother me, the more consumed by irk-ness i get. animated almost. in fact its the things that i cant even quantify why I hate them, that bother me the most. and i don't know why. so, heres my current top three of things that get me riddled with venom, for no good reason. whatsoever. 1: that ocean finance advert, where the bloke says 'they'd better not cancel football'. 2: people who eat noisily. 3: itunes constantly asking me if i want to download a newer version, despite my clicking 'no' and 'don't ask me again' so, to validate my madness/ cantankerous nature, lets have your lists folks. the rules are that you aren't able to justify your annoyance in any way, its purely irrational. in short, if it makes sense, you cant have it.