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Right. I've just got on the sunlounger after swimming for the past ten minutes. And now I've got an itchy fucking arse. Why? What possible reason, what primitive advantage can be had by having an itchy fucking arse in damp swimming shorts? Did it mean cavemen were less likely to nod off to sleep after a swim coz they all got itchy fucking arses and so didn't get eaten by dinofuckingsaurs? Did it fuck. It's not a chlorine in the pool issue, as it happens in salt and fresh water swimming pools. And in the sea. And it's not a stringy inner-knicker issue as it happens with both stringy inner-knickers and non-stringy-inner-knickered swimmies. And it's not me hoop that itches, it's my bumcheeks. And before you ask, I've not got dog aids. Cunts and cunting itchy fucking arses.

others agree and they arent obviously anti- lfc....then again, im sure you'll find a reason!! READ Des Kelly: Kenny Dalglish is wrong | Mail Online

Time to say enough is enough now? Agger and Skertl seem to be playing well together and even Jamie admits it won't be long. So how about he learns from The King himself and get his coaching badges and get into management ?

Why the fuck was Torres playing, surely the spanish doctors can see the lad is not fit, this was clear after the first game Cheeky bastards owe us compensation Fucks sake, when it rains

......that Martin O'Neill has left Villa.

From me, I can't be fucking arsed with some of the absolute shite that gets posted on here, by that I mean people who call other people cunts and arseholes or whatever because they hold different opinions to them. How the fuck can you call people you don't know, or have never met, the things you do? I've met quite a few people off these fora over the years and I've found them to be decent lads and lasses, then you come on here and see whoppers who give them a load of shite cos they dare to have a different opinion than them. Every fucking thread comes down to the same shit, name calling and petty bickering, I started reading Mick's thread 'Nail on the head' and before I got to the end of the first page it had started. It's fucking depressing, as if I wasn't depressed enough! The really stupid thing about it? WE ALL WANT THE SAME FUCKING THING, the yanks out and a successful, good to watch (most of the time) Liverpool Football Club. Some of you should really get over your fucking selves. And to those of you who are going to respond good riddance and I won't be missed, you can kiss my big fat arse, and I'll see you at Otterspool Prom, there's a cafe there I'm led to believe, I'll see you outside of it. See you all in the summer.....maybe!

I'm a contractor, and have an umbrella recruitment agency who handle my payroll and take a little slice from me for the wages that they get from my agency. Anyway, the way the umbrella company works is that once you sign up to them is that you are allocated a customer service manager, so that whenever you call up and she is free, she'll basically take the call. From the first time speaking to her a few months back, she sounded absolutely hopeless. Stutters, mumbles in a really annoying soft voice. It's just the way she is, but it really annoyed the fuck out of me. I've had the misfortune to speak to her several times over the past five months or so. There have been a few instances of other CSM dealing with my queries and everyone else I've spoken to has been fine. Anyway, I had to call them today and spoke to her again and got really fucking annoyed with the way she answered my question about some expenses that still hadn't been processed, which I hand delivered to them on Monday. So I phoned up to request that my CSM be changed and spoke to a team leader about it. I didn't want to go into the ins and outs about why I wanted to change her, but was forced to as she said she needed to justify the change to the management team. Anyways, I went into the reasons why I wanted to change and from the team leaders reaction and tone, she sounded like she totally understood what I was referring to, as she knows this woman a hell of a lot better than me. Was it a cuntish thing to do? I should feel a bit of gulit, but don't regret what I did at all.

Did anybody else come across this letter in the Echo today? DROP KOP ANTHEM I attended my first event at the ECHO arena- The Three Fellas- and there was much to be impressed about. The venue itself, whilst appearing smaller than the MEN in Manchester, is in a more aesthetically pleasing environment and is the venue Liverpool has been missing. The performances of the comedians, Ardal O'Hanlon, Dylan Moran and Tommy Tiernan, were entertaining. However, at the end of the evening as we stood up to leave, You'll Never Walk Alone began to play over the speakers. On objecting to this I was castigated by the erstwhile Mrs Flynn (she of sometime Red persuasion) and an unhappy journey home ensued. In my view- a view I suspect shared by other Evertonians- that tune is being played far too regukarly in non-football venueson non-football occasions. That tune affronts those attending of the Blue persuasuib and helps confirm to outsiders that it is the "Scouse anthem"- and I hope that no conspiracies abound here. After all, you must remember, it's the Blue team that has the most history in the city and is indeed now referred to as the "People's club". Mr A Flynn, Grassendale Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha! Ifithadnabeenfor Rodgers and Hammerstein...