If you could force someone from the world of football to take a real job, who and what would it be and why?
I'd make Andy Townsend an ambassador to the United Nations, I always remember his comment to Ruud Gullit about the fact the Spanish team struggle in tournaments due to their regional bias, "You know you're saying the Catalans don't like them and the Basque's don't like the others and all the rest of it, well I'm sorry Ruud but that's just stupid! They need to just get on with it!"
"Itsh a bid more comlicaded than that Erndy."
haha, he'd go down a storm on the middle east would Andy.
Failing that I'd like to see Crouch as a jockey, just for comedy value.