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What are everyone's thoughts on them? I'll start off by saying that I've never had "hands on" experience with fake boobs in real life, although on my stag do, a stripper rubbed hers on my face and it literally felt like someone was rubbing a pair of beachballs on me. From the state of them, they looked like she'd had them bumped up a lot of sizes though as they looked horrendous. Generally, fake boobs are a bit hit and miss about how they look as well. Sometimes they look utterly horrendous, like a pair of melons stuck on an ironing board. For those of you who have real world experience of them, what are they like? Are they good, bad, just different? For some reason I've got some morbid curiosity about them, but the only person I know with them is a work colleague, so I can't really go for it there. I've even had permission from my wife to feel a pair as long as she can too because she's curious as well. Which sounds like a workable situation to me!
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Have a good one Sherry x
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Creepy personal message :-/
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I have one of those 'Wisdom of the day" calendars on my desk where you remove the previous day each morning to reveal that days date and it has a quote from some fella on the little page also. This morning it is a quote from Claude Mermet which states “Friends are like melons; to find a good one you must try a hundred” Was he talking about our Melons on here?
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Here you go dear. Something for you to wet your pants about. Apple - Movie Trailers - The Twilight Saga: New Moon