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This place. The amazing landscape and possibilities of the dreamer. Majestic hills and rainbows of 8-9-10-and 11 colours. The King is back. Sitting upon a throne of such beauty that the loyal subjects are blinded by the truth and the absolute clarity of perfection. A scene is not merely set, it has been transported from a dimension that has both truth (true) and untrue (untrue) that dance together to form a Flag of Together. Before THIS happened, there was this: Scene: Training Ground Martyn Skrtrl: "get in hard, when I position myself, I can do at least 6 things" Daniel Agger: "it's OK, it's not bad, but I can jocky like Jocky and the fans appreciate, sing the songs, witness the defence into midfield vibe, look at you and go "OK, but no Rolls Royce" Jay: "I've got the key! I've got THAT secret, I've got a key to the London Riots" J-JS: "Nuff tings g'wan in Charlton, I gave up blud! There was 1-9 friends involved, but I teeth up the CCTV, not CBBC, ya get me!" Aurelio: "Not again, impending injury :( (note: first ever smiley in AMAZING jokes catalogue) Bellamy (not yet!): "he's big, he's Red, he is a Geordie Head" ALL: "Andy CAR ROLL (Carroll), Andy CAR ROLL (Carroll)!!! The King: "Wiinning! (Looting!)

I've finally watched every episode and i've just finished the last one in the last 20mins which i've managed to avoid any talk of for 3 years. Fantastic ending, my head is melted. I've been looking on the search tab for the old thread but i can't find it. Can anyone point me in the direction please?

In the first of a series of in-depth interviews with cultural icons, Entertainment UK took time out to chat with AMAZING joke creator Charlie Fashion to explore the meaning behind the humour phenomenon: EUK: Charlie, how do you feel right now? CF: I'm great Ed. It's been another "terrific" (AMAZING!) year of Amazing jokes. EUK: Do you feel blessed? CF: Everyday. I remember the first time the bulb lit. I was standing under my favourite tree in Peckham Rye Park. It was a beautiful summer day, dogs were running in and out of the paddling area and the cries of small children filled the air with their laughter. And then I was spoken to. EUK: Spoken to? Can you in anyway elaborate? CF: Sure Ed. A voice came out of the park, out of the green grass, out of the tallest slide and it said "you MUST prepare numerous gags based on a slight variation of the player names of Liverpool Football Club". And it was like WHAM. EUK: Why did you first "choose" Fernando Morientes? CF: If anything, Nando chose me. I can recall a crow that landed barely 3ft away from my tassel loafers. The crow said "MORRY". A nearby youth "ENTERS". And that was it - I had been show whom the first was, and how the jokes must go. EUK: Was there any consultation with Dave Usher from The Liverpool Way before publishing these extraordinary funny lines? CF: Dave U is very close to my heart. To keep the jokes non-Jazz was probably the hardest decision on my life. BUT: this was for all people. EUK: Would you compare the jokes to the Holy words of the New Testament? CF: I feel it would be hard not to. All elements of the journey made throughout life are contained within the slightly altered player names. The only real question is "HOLY BABEL"! EUK: Are there more jokes to come? CF: For sure, there are more, but this may be a month, or years or even longer. The best things in life take time, they must be organicallly grown and matured to be appropriately digested. EUK: Thank you for taking time out. CF: No worries Ed, and keep it "Skittles" (Skrtel)!

Games of pure silence Not one fans sings if one trys they are told to stop by a fan next to them not even if we score just pure silence. We make it clear first. By alerting every reporter around so everyone knows. This will make huge headlines and will have huge effects. The next would be Nothing but Yanks out songs no encouragement to the team or anything like that just songs against the yanks. Both of these i think is very obvious would have immense effects. Opinions?

..."is posh for knob" - Waynetta Slob. Classic.

Scene: Rafa and the "boys" (football team) are having a picnic Bolo: I am so PLEASED! The cheese and tomato sandwiches have been cut CORRECTLY. Agger: Yes, look at the angles on the white bread that Rafa has "baked" (bought from the shop) All: What IS that noise, oh no, it's a bear coming from the forest! All: Ha ha ha! No it's not, it's the Spanish forward Bolo: Who? All: MORRY ENTERS!!!! Rafa: This is GREAT!

Alternatively known as a match report , where very little was about the match: Jose Mourinho's performances are an infinite bluff. Credit doesn't go where it's due, his interpretation of a game has no relationship with the reality, and his comments, just like his team, are designed to bully and provoke rather than enrich. Mourinho had just witnessed his side produce an unimaginative, tactically deficient display which virtually descended into assault before the night was through. All he could do was make a series of barbed comments against Benitez, whose observation "Mourinho likes to talk" was one of his more astute since he arrived in England. Seems like Bascombe has had enough of Moaninho's bullshit. :yes:

The scene: "Rafa" has gathered the players together for Christmas dinner! A conversation: Garcia: this turkey sure is succulent! Zenden: yes, it has been cooked at precisely the right temperature and for an exact time as according to the "regulations" Alonso: my cracker! Who will pull it (Nando!) All: Where is Nando? MORRY ENTERS!

Ha ha ha ha! This one will make you fall OFF your stairs! To wit: Liverpool Manager: It's a new training regime! Players: Yes, this will be a good thing, but!....what about... Liverpool Manager: Don't say it! Don't say it! Players: Yes! What about MORRY ENTERS!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!