Le Duan

Mmmmm - hairy brain....

Yep - a “he” - don’t get me started on that fucking politically correct bollocks about gender identity....

Me. Been trying to get on this new site for ages - old account and password wouldn’t work, so things are bound to build up. Took ages for new persona to be accepted but once it was - whoosh....

I’m going to have a kip now

Policy to eradicate all that vexes me will shortly ratified by the politburo and woe betide anyone dissenting

People who don’t seem to pay attention when you tell them or ask them something, saying ‘eh?’ And then answering the original question as you’re repeating it.

Chippy staff only starting to cook the telephone order you placed an hour ago, when you arrive I’m said chippy - even after being assured it would be ready in 20 minutes when you phoned it in.

Women doing their make up on the train - as socially unacceptable as wearing rollers and pyjamas to go out in

Being called ‘hun’ or ‘babe’ by said munter cashiers

Cashiers in Asda trying to start a conversation with me because someone in head office has instructed them to on the basis that it’s good customer service. No it fucking isn’t - every attempt to glean whether I’ve been to work or what type of day I’ve had, is likely to result in me never shopping there again. It’s none of your fucking business you slack jawed munter - pack the fucking bag and shut the fuck up - grrrr

People writing ‘should of’ instead of ‘should have’ as in ‘he should have got the bus’ not ‘of’ got the bus.....cunts

Lazy inarticulate fuckers who can’t be bothered to pronounce ‘th’ - saying ‘wiv’ Instead of ‘with’, for example

Upspeaking.

Or the ’Rabona’ knighting as well

Greatest footballer to have graced the game and a true king amongst men - end of.

Ignorance, stupidity, incompetence and corruption in Hicksville USA - who would have thought it eh?