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8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

We finished ten men against sixteen while our midfield was decimated with Covid and had some poor performances. I’m not too down about it.

No no, we're never going to win anything ever again and the world has ended. 

5 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

He once swore on his child's life that he scored a goal he obviously hadn't touched. 

He'd probably swap his kid for a goal. 

Man City lost at Spurs, so it's not a terrible result. 

I don't understand why some games are being postponed and not others? Is there an actual reason, or are the FA/Premier League making it up as they go along? 

10 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Omens arent good for Naby playing even 80 minutes never mind the 90.

He'll get Covid during the game. 

3 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Neither are anywhere near the original. 

This is true, but the Lulu version at least is performed by (mostly) the Spiders and is produced by Bowie/Ronson. 

Tottenham fans coming across as proper cry arses recently I've noticed. Going on about the Mane penalty mostly. 

35 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Here it is in all its glory.

https://www.toffeeweb.com/history/themes/injustice.asp

 

Davey Weir got a booking that (they say) shouldn't have been a booking, in an insignificant league game against Fulham 20 years ago.

 

Cahill was booked for a bookable offence (lifting his shirt to celebrate a goal, in a game that they won) that they think shouldn't have been a bookable offence.

 

Come on, I think we all know deep down that if Weir hadn't been booked then Everton would have won at least two European cups since. 

It was impossible for the Premier League to have drawn up plans for this eventuality, nobody could have known a pandemic was happening, it's been really under the radar. 

Who even knew there was a worldwide pandemic? 

10 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Arsenal getting into the Leeds box at will, 16 shots on target in the first half.

 

We should batter these everywhere on Boxing Day so nil nil it will be.

I'm sure Leeds will play us like it's the world cup final.

On 04/12/2021 at 10:27, Captain Turdseye said:

Very pleased with this so far. There’s games in the free library that my kids like too. An absolute snip at £20

How's the connection holding up? You using WiFi or ethernet?

Finally going to take the plunge on an S, even though I have consoles and games coming out of my ears and don't really need another one.

So I thought I'd set up an Xbox account - but oddly, I haven't been able to use either my main Gmail account, or my old Yahoo account. It just keeps saying I've already set up accounts with these emails. But I've never had an Xbox and have never used Microsoft for these emails. What the hell? 

MOTD was ridiculous. Did anyone of them actually look at the incident?? The player's head wasn't even touched!! 

What a load of shit. 

I hate all domestic away fans and it's one of the main things I don't miss about not having a season ticket anymore. It used to really wind me up (even though I know i shouldn't let it). I think it peaked with Wigan fans singing Sign On. 

Tory cunts, the lot. 

53 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

Eddie Howe would do anything to try to ingratiate himself with the Geordies:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/58962181

 

 

I reckon Rafa should turn up at the next Goodison game in that outfit.

It's almost like the football authorities have no plan for a resurgence of the virus...which I know could never be the case. The FA and Premier League will have their top men on the case.

1 minute ago, John102 said:

I haven't brought mine in from last Wednesday yet.

Sickening. I'm going to post this in the Crime and Punishment thread. 

The neighbours over the road haven't brought their recycling bin in yet. It was emptied yesterday morning at 7am.

36 fucking hours. 

8 hours ago, elvis said:

That looks like the worst  film in the history of ever . 

John wick looked bad but that ? 

Shudders

John Wick is brilliant! 

Rafa can't be blamed for the absolute insanity of Everton fans. For further proof, see Koeman's red Christmas decorations. 

20 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

There are so many passive teams now. It doesn't even look like getting beaten or even twatted bothers them. 

Apart from when they play us, and it's a heroic back's to the wall, General Custer, Alamo job. 

Christ...

"It was Brockhill’s phone that ultimately secured her conviction: every time she assaulted Star she would Google for tips to cover her tracks, querying “can you die from getting winded?”, “‘sickening after head trauma?”, “how to get bruising down” and “signs of an abused baby”.

"When, on 22 September 2020, she punched Star so hard she caused the injuries that ultimately caused the girl’s death, Brockhill again went online, Googling “shock in babies” and “how to bring a baby out of shock”.

Never mind a jail sentence, she should be thrown out of a plane without a parachute. 

PC Ray Dagg is almost certainly a lifelong Conservative voter. 

"At least there’s something on a film somewhere that will for ever show that PC Ray Dagg shut down the Beatles."

Never trust anyone who talks about themselves in third person. 

Every time someone says Omicron I think of the Omnigogs scene from The Simpsons.